Terry Bellefleur quotes from True Blood

Terry

Men without souls do not cry.

[walking in with Malcolm and Liam, to a patron] Well, hey there sugar.

[to Sam] Get us three True Bloods.

Sam

You all need to go somewhere else. This is a family place. Locals only.

Well, we just closed on a place up the road. So that makes us official citizens of Reynard Parrish. We're the new locals.

Sam

My place, my rules.

Discrimination against vampires is punishable by law in the greater state of Louisiana. Personally, I don't give a fuck. But... I... am... thirsty.

Sam

You are not welcome here.

[laughing] That shit only works in a private home.

How nice to see you again, Sookie. You are looking delectable as always.

Sam

[to Sookie] You know them?

Sookie

We've met.

Well, well. It looks like little Miss hold out has given up the goods. Brava. Did he leave enough for the rest of us.

Sookie

I am his!

Well, he is not here, is he? And while Bill is away, Malcolm will always play.

Sookie

Do you think for one second I would ever have anything to do with you! I am sure you were trash while you were alive and now you're just dead trash!

I am going to drain you so slowly, you're going to beg me to kill you.

Terry

JIHAD THIS, MOTHERFUCKER! [running at Malcolm and being thrown across the room]

[to Sam] You are a dead man.

Sam

Maybe. But I'm gonna take one of y'all with me.

Sookie

Sam!

[after grabbing Sam] I'm gonna reach down your throat and yank you inside out by your dick.

Sookie

Hey, leave him alone!

Bill

[entering] Stop this! You're here for me, not them.

Well, we had to get your attention and I do believe it worked.

Bill

What do you want?

You never called me back. Now if I remember what feelings were, mine might be hurt.

Join our nest, Bill. Forget these blood sacks.

Yeah. Mainstreaming's for pussies.

Let's party like we used to, huh. We used to have so much fun.

Bill

[never taking his eyes of Sookie] All right. Let go.

Sookie

What the hell are you doing?

Bill

I should be with my own.

Sookie

But you're not like them. You're better than they'll ever be.

Bill

I am not human, Sookie. I am vampire.

Andy

[about their fishing] Bet you didn't do much fishin' in Iraq.

Terry

No fish in the sand, bux.

Andy

No wonder they're so pissed off at us. We got channel cats in Shreveport's putang... I miss this. Gettin' up before dawn, like when we were kids and watch the sun comein' up.

Andy

That was Sam Merlotte!

Terry

Yep, I done that before.

Sam

[to Arlene, about her party] What do you want it took look like?

Terry

A débutante ball.

Arlene

[happily] Hug your neck! You know exactly what I'm talkin' about. [walks off]

Sam

How did you know what she wanted?

Terry

My cousin Portia was a deb, from Shreveport when she turned 18. Every Bellefleur woman has been doin' it since they started to have 'em before the Revolutionary war.

Sam

Must be nice to come from such an old family.

Terry

All families are old, Sam. Some just keep better records.

Terry

You were too old for booties.

Andy

I wasn't too old for socks!