Jessica Hamby quotes from True Blood

Jessica

I have a hunger in the very center of me and this, you and me, I can’t it’s not enough, I wish it was because I love you and don’t want to hurt you, but it’s just not enough, it isn’t sorry.

Jessica

(really angry) I'm gonna go find someone to eat!

Jessica

(to Jason, after they have sex) I am not gonna glamour you just because you don't want to feel guilty!

Jessica

I'm so sick of silvering myself all day every day. I’m pissed off all the time. This is what PMS used to feel like.

Jessica

When you summoned me, Bill, you almost tore me apart. I want you to hear me because when we left you at the authority that was not Bill Compton that we were leaving, you were a fucking monster. And when your pull lead me here, I had no idea what I was going to find, I had no idea what I was walking into and I still don't.

Jessica

The vampire you told me about earlier, the vampire being dragged by a truck, its happening now what you saw before. You can see the future?

Jessica

I trust Bill, but I also know there is a fight going on inside you between Bill and Lilith and I just want to make sure she doesn't win tonight. Those girls are also the same age I was when you turned me. If anything were to happen to them I'd never forgive myself.

Jessica

Jason has my blood in him. He couldn't stop wanting me even if he tried.

Jessica

Don't drink the blood!!!

Bill

Jessica, stop!

Jessica

No!

Bill

Stop!

Jessica

Why?

Bill

Because we need to talk.

Jessica

Why?

Bill

Because there are things you must learn.

Jessica

Why?

Bill

Because you are no longer human.

Jessica

Why?

Bill

Because I've been trying to explain to you at length - you have been made vampire!

Jessica

Why?

Bill

Because you were unlucky. Because life and death are unfair. Because of me.

Jessica

I'm so hungry and all you do is talk and I'm starving and you're so mean. You're supposed to take care of me, that's what you said. You suck! [laughs] That's funny 'cause you do suck.

Eric

She's your punishment, not mine. What am I supposed to do with her?

Jessica

Excuse me! I can hear you, mister rude! I wanna go to the bar. I wanna be one of those dancers. I'm hungry.

Bill

She won't listen to me! It will take more time than I have to teach her obedience.

Jessica

I don't obey anybody! Those days are over.

Eric

Can't handle one little girl, Bill? New ones can be like this. Man up my friend. She's not even one night old.

Bill

That is not the issue!

Eric

[to Jessica] You want to stay with you maker, don't you?

Jessica

No, he's a dick! Dick! Dick! Dick!... You're cute. Can I sit in your lap?

Eric

No.

Jessica

Why? Nobody let's me have any fun. Fuckers!

Eric

[to Jessica] Sit down and shut up! Close the door. [turning to Bill] See, you have to be tough with them or they'll walk all over you.

Bill

I am well aware of that, but you can see how she is and there are urgent matters to which I must attend!

Eric

Sookie Stackhouse? Haven't you done enough for her?

Bill

If any harm were to come to her because of my absence, you would be...

Eric

[looks at Bill threateningly] What?

Bill

Without her helpful skills.

Jessica

Let me out! I wanna do something bad!

Bill

I would be in your debt. I would return the favor.

Eric

Oh, yes you will. You most definitely will. Jessica!

Jessica

You don't have to yell at me!

Eric

How would you like to learn how a real vampire feeds?

Jessica

Oh yes sir. Please sir.

Eric

[to Bill] See? It's really quite easy.

Bill

You drank from me. Your blood was replaced with mine. And then I shared my essence with you when we slept together in the ground. [Jessica makes a face at him]

Jessica

Eww...

Bill

No, no, not intercourse!

Jessica

[scoffs] You just said "intercourse".

Bill

It's tradition. It's part of the process. It's--it's magical. Even we don't fully understand how it works.

Jessica

Yeah? Well all I know is, staying out all night like this? My daddy's gonna whup you good. Mister, you better get me home right now. [tries to walk away; Bill grabs her and makes her sit down]

Bill

Jessica, stop!

Jessica

No!

Bill

Stop!

Jessica

Why?

Bill

Because we need to talk.

Jessica

[sarcastically] Why?

Bill

Because there are things you must learn.

Jessica

Why?

Bill

Because you are no longer human.

Jessica

Why?

Bill

Because as I've been trying to explain to you at length, you have been made vampire!

Jessica

[shocked] ...Why?

Bill

Because you were unlucky. Because life and death are unfair. Because of me. You cannot go home. That part of your life is over.

Jessica

[crestfallen] No more momma and daddy? [beat] No more little sister?

Bill

[puts a hand on Jessica's cheek] I'm sorry. No.

Jessica

No more belts. [smiles] No more clarinets! No more...homeschool! No more rules! [Jessica screams and does a happy dance] I'M A VAMPIRE! [exhales] WOW! [walks off]

Bill

No! No! No! There are rules! That's what I've been trying to teach you!

Jessica

Crap on your rules! Crap, crap, crap! Oh I can say anything I want now! Shit, shit, shit, damn, hell, fuck! "Fuck", that's a bad word! Fuck, fuck, fuck! Oh, what's another cuss word so I can say it? I'm a damn vampire! [twirls around]

Bill

If you calm down, I will teach you what being a vampire means.

Jessica

I'm not stupid! I can read! I know what it means!

Bill

Very well then. Why don't you tell me.

Jessica

It means that I don't have to sit like a lady. And I can kill anybody I want. And there's an awful lot of people I'd like to kill.

Bill

No, Jessica, you absolutely cannot kill anybody you want.

Jessica

[pouting] But why?! Why?! I want to kill them.

Bill

With your new powers come new responsibilities. [Jessica moans] You are gonna mainstream like I did. You can almost exactly the same life as you did before, except you'll be awake at night.

Jessica

I want to kill people. And I'm so hungry and all you do is talk and I'm starving and you are so mean! You're supposed to take care of me, that's what you said! And no, you suck! [laughs] That's funny, 'cause you do suck. [Bill grabs a bottle from his four-pack of Tru Blood]

Bill

Here, drink this, it might make you feel more steady, I hope. [Jessica takes a swig of Tru Blood and immediately spits it out]

Jessica

Ugh, it tastes like shit! Why are you doing this to me? Ew!

Bill

It's not bad. You'll get used to it. Try a little more!

Jessica

Fuck, no! And you can't force me, I'll report you.

Bill

Oh really? To who?

Jessica

Oh, to a real vampire who'll kick your ass! You won't let me do anything and I'm so hungry! YOU ARE THE WORST. MAKER. EVER! [weeps]

Jessica

Hi Daddy.

Bill

What is this?

Eric

There are favors, and there are favors.

Pam

She is extremely annoying.

Bill

You can't do this! We had a deal!

Eric

Yeah, well now the terms have changed. She's yours. Unless you want to give me Sookie...

Eric

[Eric laughs] It's just a suggestion. [Eric retracts his fangs] Though a few nights with this one may change your mind.

Pam

Good luck.

Eric

[in Swedish] O du ljuva frihet. (Oh sweet freedom)

Bill

[to Jessica] Your bedtime will be at 4 a.m. and not a minute later.

Jessica

Whatever...

Bill

And whilst you're under my roof, hunting is completely forbidden...

Jessica

Like I'd know where to find people in this bumfuck town. Are we even in a town?

Bill

We also recycle in this house. [places a recycling bin and small garbage can in front of Jessica] Tru Blood and other glass items go in the blue container. And paper products go in the white container. [Bill's cell phone rings]

Jessica

Oooh! Can I have one of those?

Bill

No!

Sookie

[as she starts to cry] Jessica... I'm sorry.

Jessica

Now, why are you crying?

Sookie

Because I did this to you. If Bill hadn't... I took your life away and I know there's no way you'll ever be able to forgive me. It's not even right to ask. But I had no idea it was gonna lead to this.

Jessica

I don't blame you, Sookie.