[Surprised as Bill wipes off the mirror] Wait a minute. I thought you're supposed to be invisible in the mirror.
We started many of the mysteries about ourselves centuries ago.
[Climbing into the bath] It's just water.
It's irritating. That's pretty much it.
[Pause, smiling] Wow. I feel a little weak.
Of course you do. I fed on your blood. You should take some vitamin B-12 to replenish.
Will I need to do that everyday?
If you don't mind, yes. And no garlic.
I never thought I'd be able to...
I am honored that you chose me.
DDiane
[walking in with Malcolm and Liam, to a patron] Well, hey there sugar.
MMalcolm
[to Sam] Get us three True Bloods.
You all need to go somewhere else. This is a family place. Locals only.
MMalcolm
Well, we just closed on a place up the road. So that makes us official citizens of Reynard Parrish. We're the new locals.
MMalcolm
Discrimination against vampires is punishable by law in the greater state of Louisiana. Personally, I don't give a fuck. But... I... am... thirsty.
You are not welcome here.
DDiane
[laughing] That shit only works in a private home.
MMalcolm
How nice to see you again, Sookie. You are looking delectable as always.
[to Sookie] You know them?
MMalcolm
Well, well. It looks like little Miss hold out has given up the goods. Brava. Did he leave enough for the rest of us.
MMalcolm
Well, he is not here, is he? And while Bill is away, Malcolm will always play.
Do you think for one second I would ever have anything to do with you! I am sure you were trash while you were alive and now you're just dead trash!
MMalcolm
I am going to drain you so slowly, you're going to beg me to kill you.
JIHAD THIS, MOTHERFUCKER! [running at Malcolm and being thrown across the room]
MMalcolm
[to Sam] You are a dead man.
Maybe. But I'm gonna take one of y'all with me.
LLiam
[after grabbing Sam] I'm gonna reach down your throat and yank you inside out by your dick.
[entering] Stop this! You're here for me, not them.
MMalcolm
Well, we had to get your attention and I do believe it worked.
MMalcolm
You never called me back. Now if I remember what feelings were, mine might be hurt.
DDiane
Join our nest, Bill. Forget these blood sacks.
LLiam
Yeah. Mainstreaming's for pussies.
DDiane
Let's party like we used to, huh. We used to have so much fun.
[never taking his eyes of Sookie] All right. Let go.
What the hell are you doing?
But you're not like them. You're better than they'll ever be.
I am not human, Sookie. I am vampire.
[describing her vampire experience] It felt like... It felt like every single care or worry or sadness I've ever had was just flowin' out of me and into him. And, yeah it hurt at first. But when I relaxed, it didn't hurt at all.
I was always scared to let him bite me. I don't know, Sookie. I just think that when there's blood involved, a line been crossed.
Oh, I definitely crossed a line and glad I did.
Well you go ahead on, hookah with your badass. Good for you. It ain't possible to live unless you crossin' somebody's line.
[about their fishing] Bet you didn't do much fishin' in Iraq.
No fish in the sand, bux.
No wonder they're so pissed off at us. We got channel cats in Shreveport's putang... I miss this. Gettin' up before dawn, like when we were kids and watch the sun comein' up.
[stops as they see a man running naked through the trees]
[showing Sookie where he sleeps] This is where I spend my days.
Does anyone ever get in there with you?
This is not a place for you.
So, we can never sleep beside each other?
No one else knows where I rest.
