Amy[entering Merlotte's] Intense! All these animals on the wall, it's like a natural history museum.
Hah! I never noticed them.
Amy
How could you not? Everyone of these animals lived a life full of experiences that we can't even imagine!
Does that weird you out? We could always go someplace else!
Amy
No, no. Everyone has to eat, right? We are all links on the universal food chain. See, squirrel eats nuts, snake eat the squirrel, gator eat the snake... and we can eat pretty much everything we want. It's the circle of life.
Jesus Christ! I wanna lick your mind!
Amy
Let's have lunch first.
[as they clean up the dining room] I've been admiring your necklace all day.
Amy
Oh, thanks. It's a lariat. I made it.
Amy
Easy way to earn extra money. I can make you one if you want.
Thanks, but I don't think my boyfriend much likes silver... you know my brother's a dog, don't you?
Amy
Sorry?
He's all charm and smiles in the beginning. But the second he gets tired of you, he gonna stop calling. Before you know it, he's off with some other floozie. Not... not that you are one, but trust me. It's as regular as the seasons. You seem like a sweet girl, I don't want you to get hurt.
Amy
You know, I don't think Jason's realized even half of what he's going to be. I wouldn't be so quick to judge. I think you'd be surprised at what he's capable of.
[about Eddie] All I'm sayin' is Lafayette didn't have to kidnap him and I'm pretty sure he left with some V.
Amy
Hey! If you wanna make the same arrangement with Eddie as Lafayette, than have at it. This was the only thing I could think of to get you out of blowin' your first vampire.
You've done this before, haven't you?
Amy
Done what?
This! Kidnappin' vampires!
Amy
Jason, baby. You're sweet but you've gotta mellow out.
Amy
Hey you. Listen, are you alright?
Sometimes I wish I smoked, so you could sneak outside without anybody knowing something's wrong with you.
Amy
Okay. I'm really sorry about your cat.
Maybe I shouldn't have come in today.
Amy
Yeah, I was gonna say why did you?
I don't know. Maybe cause lately it seems like if I called in sick every time someone I love got murdered, I'd never make it in for a single day of work.
Amy
Don't you think Sam would understand?
I guess. But if I went home, what would you do?
Amy
Me? What's it got to do with me?
Arlene doing nothin' but showin' off her ring to anybody who will look at it, you be the only one waiting tables.
Amy
Yeah, she's gonna be a handful, that one.
Don't you imagine what she was like the first time she got married?... What about you? You ever been married?
Amy
Is this the part where the sister asks what the girls intentions are with her brother?
Hm-mm. Cause right now I am all about protecting Jason.
Amy
He misses you, Sookie. He does. Between your grandma passing and what happened afterwords with you.
Amy
He couldn't not. He's a mess about it.
Well you wouldn't know it.
Amy
Look, I know what you must think of him and I get why you're mad at him. I do and he loves you. You got people around who love you and all I can hope is that maybe one day I can be counted in among those people.
You are way too good for him. You know that, right?
Amy
Of course, I know that. I'm not stupid.
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