School is just for white people looking for other white people to read to them, I figure I'd save my money and just read to myself.
“Escape From Dragon House” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Sookie Stackhouse (3), Bill Compton (3), Tara Thornton (2), Eric Northman (1), Pam (1), Jason Stackhouse (1)
[while driving to Fangtasia] Penny for your thoughts?
I thought you liked not knowing what I'm thinking.
Most of the time I do.
You won't care for it.
That doesn't mean I don't wanna know.
[looking at her clothes then back to the road] You look like vampire bait.
[laughing] What's that supposed to mean?
I promised your grandmother no harm would come to you at Fangtasia tonight. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to keep that promise with you dressed like this.
So are you sayin' you think I look nice?
Doesn't matter what I think. This isn't a date. Remember?
[sitting in the freezer, really worried] I think I might'a OD'd.
Oh, my God. On what?
V.
You're doin' V now?
It was my first time.
Where on earth did you come across V in this town?
[hesitant] Lafayette.
My cousin is dealin' vampire blood now? God damn idiot. Well, at least that explains why I walked in on you dancin' around in that Laura Bush mask yesterday, 'cause I gotta tell you, without a reason, that was some fucked up shit! All right, let me see it.
Huh?
How long have you had the erection?
Well, how do you know?
Um, I read. You're not the first vain-ass, body-conscious ex-jock to overdo the V and wind up with an acute case of priapism!
[as he walks up to Fangtasia with Sookie] Bill. Haven't seen you in a while.
I'm mainstreamin'.
Good for you. Who's the doll?
Pam, this is Sookie. Sookie, this is Pam.
[smiling, extending her hand to Pam] Pleased to meet you.
Can I see your ID?
Oh. Sure. How funny. Who'd have thought? Getting carded at a vampire bar.
I can no longer tell human ages. We must be careful we serve no minors... in any capacity. (looking at her id) Twenty-five, huh? How sweet it is.
So, Bill, are you quite attached to your friend?
She is mine.
Yes, I am his.
Well what a pity. For me.
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