Trinity quotes from Trailer Park Boys

Trinity

I shot my Daddy in the bum and Mummy's gonna get mad at me.

Trinity

These taste funny!

Trinity

Daddy, wake up! Wake up, Daddy, wake up! Wake up! It's time to put my patch on, hurry up, Daddy!

Ricky

Trinity has got to quit smoking. Like, I can't have her smoking anymore, it's ridiculous. She had the idea that maybe me and her can quit together, and it's kind of like a good father-daughter thing, so we're going to quit together. We're going to go on the patch.

Ricky

What's wrong, sweetie?

Trinity

You're always in jail for Christmas.

Ricky

I'm gonna do my best to stay out of jail this year. That's what the cruise all about. We're gonna go on the cruise instead of go to jail. I'll tell you what, I got a great idea: why don't we have Christmas today?

Trinity

Really?

Ricky

To make up for all the Christmases I was in jail drunk. We'll have real presents and everything.

Trinity

Cool!

Ricky

[gets out of the paddle boat] Come on out.

Trinity

You're allowed doing that! That's littering!

Ricky

I've notice that if you throw something into a water body, like a lake or an ocean, that the next day you come back and it's gone. So somehow it takes it away and filters it through and just cleans it up, like a garbage compactor or whatever. So it's not really littering, if you ask me.

Ricky

That's fine. The water's gonna wash it all away, sweetie. Aw shit! We're gonna have to borrow a tire from somebody, Trin.

Jim

My God, it's Ricky!

Jim

Yeah, we got a 10 72 at the Sunnyvale Trailer Park. Thank you very much. Well, Ricky, it looks like you shit goose this time.

Ricky

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck your gay.

Jim

Willful destruction of property, theft under a thousand dollars, trespassing, dangerous driving. You're goin' back to jail, boy.

Ricky

Good. Did you call the cops yet?

Jim

Yeah I did.

Ricky

Good. I want to go back to jail.

Jim

You wanna go?

Ricky

Hey, Trin.

Trinity

Hi.

Ricky

Where did you get this rim?

Trinity

I borrowed it, daddy. Just like you taught me to. Merry Christmas.

Ricky

Like I taught you to? What do you mean?

Jim

Apples don't fall far from the tree. Do they, Rick?

Ricky

Lahey, I got a lot to deal with before I go back to jail. I don't have time for your shit right now, so fuck off.

Jim

Speaking of shit, Rick - which you were - when a shit apple falls from a tree and grows up in a field of shit, it doesn't have any choice. Just like Trinity. She's gonna grow up to be a shit apple tree, just like her father. Have fun in jail, Rick.

Trinity

I wanna go to jail.

Ricky

Trinity, don't ever say that again. Okay? Don't joke around.

Trinity

I wanna go to jail. Jail, jail, jail, jail.

Ricky

Trinity, stop it! I'm serious! Don't ever joke about that. You're never going to jail, okay?

Jim

Oh, yes she is, Rick.

Ricky

No she's not, Lahey. So fuck off.