My God, it's Ricky!
[Ricky smashes the Boom Gate]
Yeah, we got a 10 72 at the Sunnyvale Trailer Park. Thank you very much. Well, Ricky, it looks like you shit goose this time.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck your gay.
Willful destruction of property, theft under a thousand dollars, trespassing, dangerous driving. You're goin' back to jail, boy.
Good. Did you call the cops yet?
Yeah I did.
Good. I want to go back to jail.
You wanna go?
Hey, Trin.
Hi.
Where did you get this rim?
I borrowed it, daddy. Just like you taught me to. Merry Christmas.
Like I taught you to? What do you mean?
Apples don't fall far from the tree. Do they, Rick?
Lahey, I got a lot to deal with before I go back to jail. I don't have time for your shit right now, so fuck off.
Speaking of shit, Rick - which you were - when a shit apple falls from a tree and grows up in a field of shit, it doesn't have any choice. Just like Trinity. She's gonna grow up to be a shit apple tree, just like her father. Have fun in jail, Rick.
I wanna go to jail.
Trinity, don't ever say that again. Okay? Don't joke around.
I wanna go to jail. Jail, jail, jail, jail.
Trinity, stop it! I'm serious! Don't ever joke about that. You're never going to jail, okay?
Oh, yes she is, Rick.
No she's not, Lahey. So fuck off.
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