What's wrong, sweetie?
You're always in jail for Christmas.
I'm gonna do my best to stay out of jail this year. That's what the cruise all about. We're gonna go on the cruise instead of go to jail. I'll tell you what, I got a great idea: why don't we have Christmas today?
Really?
To make up for all the Christmases I was in jail drunk. We'll have real presents and everything.
Cool!
[gets out of the paddle boat] Come on out.
[Trinity also gets out of the paddle boat, and Ricky throws a glass bottle and a bag into the lake]
You're allowed doing that! That's littering!
[Cut to Ricky sitting on his car]
I've notice that if you throw something into a water body, like a lake or an ocean, that the next day you come back and it's gone. So somehow it takes it away and filters it through and just cleans it up, like a garbage compactor or whatever. So it's not really littering, if you ask me.
[Cuts back to Ricky hanging out with Trinity]
That's fine. The water's gonna wash it all away, sweetie. Aw shit! We're gonna have to borrow a tire from somebody, Trin.
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