We're going to Las Vegas.
Located in Nevada, USA, Las Vegas is famous for its bright lights, bold entertainment, and very, very bad judgment.
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S7 E19Dude Buggies
Oh, Josee! Are you losing it?! They're goths, not vampires.
Are they, Jacques? Are they?!
[The Daters/Haters step up to start the magic challenge]
All right, what do we do?
So, the assistant goes into one side of the cage, the lion is in the other. The cage gets covered, and the magician pulls the lever to the correct position to drop the divider and the lion off the stage. That way the assistant doesn't get mauled. Let's go. I'll be the magician.
Nah, nah. The girl is always the assistant, the man is the magician.
You better hope that dress can fit over your thick head.
Aw, come on, Steph, be reasonable.
Says the guy who dumped me on television.
[dismayed] Crud.
As the Cadets and Sisters race to the Don Box to choose an Either-Or, Best Friends, Carrie and Devin lose valuable ground.
Man, this cad is so slow…
Hey driver, the next cactus, turn west…
GDGreen driver
[thumbs up] Hmm…
Which one of us should drive?
EEmma
You're better at video games than me, but can you handle it?
I think so. [interview] I used to be obsessed with video games. One time, I played "Hockey All Stars" for two days straight. I would've kept going, but Emma unplugged my game station and refused to give it back until I took a shower.
EEmma
She smelled like a bag of wet popcorn. Ugh.
Not my finest hour.
[Ice Dancers' interview]
I have no problem being the assistant here. When we skate, I'm always the magician.
Eh, say what?
I lift you, carry you, twirl you around, ha. All you need to do is smile and not fall down.
Wow. I hope I do this trick right. I'd hate to watch you get EATEN BY A LION! [gets up in Jacques' face, angrily]
Would you get in the cage already?
[grunting] Dumb door! Too small!
Ugh, come on! Suck it in! [pushes Ryan in the cage, his dress rips off; points and laughs at his underwear] Nice undies!
Hey, don't look at my butt.
You wish I'd look at your butt. Now get in there! [slams the cage door shut closed]
OW!
[as the Goths are again the first team to step on the carpet; spits out water, shouting] HOW IS ANYONE THAT QUIET?! [breaths deeply] Congrats on coming in first again. Can we hang some bells around their necks or something? Haters, you're in second place.
Let's do that again!
Dude.
Duuude!
Duuuuuude.
[Beat, sighs] Good point…
I can't believe the goths came in first again! I knew I should've used this!
They're not vampires! Agh! At least we didn't finish last, and I got to keep the outfit. [chuckles]
Did we make it?
Yes.
Alright!
In last place.
Oh. Carrie, I am so sorry. It's totally my fault, and I realized something.
Did you realize this is a non-elimination round?
S7 E20El Bunny Supremo
We’re beck in sunny Nevada where the un-sunny goths are preparing today’s first tip.
[reading the tip] "It's time to go to Mexico. Olé."
I think you mean… ¡OLÉ! Yes, there's plenty to get excited about in beautiful Mexico, where the sun is hot and so is the salsa. [A fly buzzes and salsa erupts] Teams must take a form of local transit known as "the chicken bus" all the way here to the beautiful cliffs of Acapulco to receive their next challenge.
[The Daters/Haters, Best Friends, and Police Cadets get their tips from the Don box]
It's an All-In.
"Who Loves Peppers…"
"…and Who Loves Dip?"
For this All-In, a team member must eat one hot pepper from this food cart. Once eaten, wave the corresponding flag color. Then the second team member must act like an Acapulco cliff diver. Eat the hottest pepper, and your partner leaps from the lowest ledge, there. Eat a mid-range pepper, and your partner jumps from there. But eat the mildest pepper, and your partner is basically jumping from the space station. Cliff jumpers will find their next tip, attached to canteens, anchored along the bottom of the bay.
"The canteens are filled with just enough cold milk to soothe the pepper-eater's burning mouth."
Back at the academy, I pepper-sprayed all my meals to build up in immunity to it. [eats a handful of hottest peppers] So eating the hottest pepper is easy-peasy. [as a single sound effect and more sound effects rise] SANDERS, JUMP! I NEED MILK!!
[calling out] STEPHANIE, I'M BEGGING YOU! EAT THE MIDDLE ONE!
Can't hear you! You must be above the atmosphere or something. [eats the mildest pepper] Huh. Not bad. [waves the flag] Okay, jump!
Aw, man, are you serious? She couldn't even eat the middle pepper?! I thought we were good! Come on!
We may be on better terms, but the man still dumped me on TV. If I can make him suffer a little, I will.
[takes a medium pepper from the cart after recovering from the heat enough] Okay. We can do this, for Carrie.
Okay, uh, not so bad, Olympic divers do it. They're sure they trained first as they don't die doing it, but still...
[screaming in pain] Fire! Am I on fire?!
Devin! Kitty, is he okay?!
You may wanna start climbing! [eats the medium pepper]
EEmma
[calling out] Doing great, Kitty!
[screaming as the medium pepper burns her] HOT, HOT! Oh, ho! IT BURNS! [waves the green flag] JUMP!!!
EEmma
Nice work, Kit! [jumps off the cliff and into the bay below]
This is nothing. I can… [eats the medium pepper and ends up spitting it out and screams]
Devin, just eat the mild one. [sighs] Looks like I'm going to the top.
[Ennui reaches shore with the canteen and tip]
Thanks. [notices Ennui looking upset] What's wrong?
Nothing.
But you look so emotional.
Loki's gone. [interview] Once, Santa brought me a black kitten. I named him Toxic Mold. One day, he slipped out the door and never came back.
No bunny gets left behind.
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