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Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race · Season 7, Episode 26

“A Million Ways to Lose a Million Dollars” quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

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“A Million Ways to Lose a Million Dollars” · Season 7, Episode 26

In this episode: Don (6), Geoff (3), Brody (3), Josee (1), Jacques (1), Sanders (1), Gerry (1)

Welcome back to the Bahamas. Our finale 3 teams have received their final travel tips, taken water taxis, and have boarded the same plane for one final flight... to New York City, nature's playground for capitalist wolves and jazz-handed Broadway stars alike. It's home to 8.4 million people, and 16.4 million rats. When teams arrive here at JFK airport, they must find this Don box and collect their next tip.

BBooger

The five teams have their travel tips, and booked themselves for a flight to New York City.

Could we win? I'll see why not.

We definitely have luck on our side, lucky to get back in the race at all, and make it to the finale?

It's an All-In. "Who's Ready to Face the Traffic?"

For this All-In, teams must take on of these Ridonculous taxi cabs and drive themselves all the way here... to the Empire State Building. One they arrive, teams will have to climb a measly 86 flights of stairs to reach... this observation deck, and collect their next tip, attached to these suitcases, moving one step closer to the final chill zone and the million dollar prize.

"Fun fact: Last team to arrive is pretty much doomed. Good luck."

The taxi!

[The Ice Dancers are out of the race because they were beaten by the Police Cadets and the Surfers to the mid-point Chill Zone in Central Park]

Jacques and Josee… I'm sorry… that it took me so long to say this, you’re cut from the competition! Huh. You're taking this suspiciously well.

[Josee finally starts losing her temper as she's about to hurt Bethesda Terrence, throw an alligator, and while holding up a hot dog cart up in the air]

[scared] Oh, no. JOSEE, STOP! IT'S OVER! We… lost.

[Tennis Rivals' Interview]

PPete

The Cadets vs. Surfers? Wow, what an exciting finale! [snores]

But what kind of surfers are they again? They're outdoorsy kind or computer kind?

PPete

And who cares they both stink.

[last lines] Yes, throw all your money on the ground. Very smart. That's all for now! We hope you enjoyed our incredible race around the world. Be sure to keep an eye out for more of The Ridonculous Race.

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