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Top Gear Season 12 quotes

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S12 E3November 16th, 2008

I wondered if I might be, in some way, a bit Finnish myself. I don't like noisy people, so does that make me Finnish, d'you think?

MHMika Häkkinen

Yes.

At home, I quite like to have the spanners in my toolbox in order of size so that I can always find the right one — is that quite Finnish?

HHäkkinen

Yes it is, very much. Personally that's what I do, if you're talking about the toolbox, and everything has to be very organized.

I quite like to have the air vents on my car all pointing the same way, exactly. Is that Finnish?

HHäkkinen

Uhh...no.

I've passed the BMW. That was an overtake! On a Finnish person! She's only twelve, but that's not the point...

[on the Renault Avantime]

[voiceover] Introduced in 2002, the Avantime was a monumental failure. Only 435 were sold in Britian, before it was dropped from the price list after just 18 months. Weirdly however, it's one of the few cars ever made that us three all like.

[voiceover] With our weight-shedding completed, I went to ask James about his suspension...which was a mistake.

The springs are stiffer and the dampers can be adjusted so that the rate of compression and rebound changes. That helps, if you alter that very very finely, you can keep the tire in contact with the road more of the time. The instant the weight goes off or the tire bounces up, you lose grip, which will lower your cornering speed, and we know that cars are faster wh-[Clarkson starts to walk away] You asked!

S12 E4November 23rd, 2008

[During the opening sequence]

Tonight. We have a race to Blackpool. The new Lamborghini comes to our studio. And at last, the Bugatti Veyron is on our track.

[Starting up the show]

Now, every week either Richard or I drive a preposterously fast car around our track. But when it came to making this week's film, there was a problem: neither one of us was available. I had hurt my neck in the lorry crash, and Richard was busy selling fish at Morrison's. Which meant that for the first time ever, Captain Slow went out there... God help us...

[Describing the Zonda Roadster F]

That is the Zonda F Roadster. [voiceover] And in the already insane world of Pagani, this one has its own special padded cell.

[During the track test of the Zonda Roadster F]

The acceleration is so brutal! I think my eyes have moved around the side of my head like a pigeon.

[After a few spin offs]

[voiceover] With a little practise, I got the hang of it.

[Cut to The Stig wearing James' jumper driving the Zonda]

[voiceover] I think I know what to do at this point...

[mimicking Jeremy's catchphrase]

POWEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

[After testing the Zonda Roadster F]

Now the office say they have another car to try on the track but I shouldn't worry because it's only a VW. [Looks in the distance] Funny.

[Cuts to the Veyron]

[Standing in front of the Bugatti and Zonda]

Now, I believe the done thing at this point is to have a drag race. So if nobody objects, we'll have one... [pauses] with these two. I will be in the Zonda, and the Veyron will be driven by the Stig... who wasn't here earlier.

[After Jeremy has shown him clips of his practise in the Zonda]

I know what the problem is: it's my hair. [Jeremy scoffs] No, really. When you get up to speed my hair flaps about and gets in the way. When I put that white helmet on, it was much better!

[During Pagani Zonda Lap.]

This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat.

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