[On The Stig]
Some say that his favourite football formation is 8-8-19, and that while we were off-air his iCloud was hacked and now everyone in the world has seen his helmet. All we know is he's called The Stig!
S22 E1January 25th, 2015
S22 E2February 1st, 2015
[During the opening sequence]
Tonight, I move my eyes, Richard vandalizes the road.
There you go.
and James says cow.
Cows!
S22 E3February 8th, 2015
[During the opening sequence]
Tonight, Richard drives a van, I drive an old brown Porsche and James uses a telephone
[during the rescue sequence]
You're in good shape lad, I can take care of you
S22 E4February 15th, 2015
[During the opening sequence]
Tonight, a BMW i8 full track in Yorkshire, the queen of Hollywood on our track, and a pointless thing about old Land Rovers.
[On The Stig]
Some say that last week he won a BAFTA for ‘Best Original Smell’, and that when he dies he thinks he’ll go to Devon. All we know is he’s called the Stig!
[On a right-hand drive Ford Mustang trying too hard to appear British]
So that realistically should be called, now that it's coming here, the 'Ford Bloody Quid Mate'.
S22 E5February 22nd, 2015
[During the opening sequence]
Tonight, the new Porsche Cayman on our track, the Ferrari LaFerrari at the limit in Italy Italy, and an old Peugeot goes past some goats.
[On The Stig]
Some say that his favourite flower is the potato, and that even though he’s seen Fifty Shades of Grey he still thinks BDSM is a driving school. All we know is he’s called the Stig!
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