James May quotes from Top Gear

James

Cock. Just remembered the Australians. They do that VXR thing...

James

Does understeer, this lorry.

James

Have a Scandinavian flick, Finnish person!

James

I've passed the BMW. That was an overtake! On a Finnish person! She's only twelve, but that's not the point...

James

That is the Zonda F Roadster. [voiceover] And in the already insane world of Pagani, this one has its own special padded cell.

James

The acceleration is so brutal! I think my eyes have moved around the side of my head like a pigeon.

James

[voiceover] With a little practise, I got the hang of it.

James

[voiceover] I think I know what to do at this point...

James

POWEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

James

Now the office say they have another car to try on the track but I shouldn't worry because it's only a VW. [Looks in the distance] Funny.

James

Now, I believe the done thing at this point is to have a drag race. So if nobody objects, we'll have one... [pauses] with these two. I will be in the Zonda, and the Veyron will be driven by the Stig... who wasn't here earlier.

James

I know what the problem is: it's my hair. [Jeremy scoffs] No, really. When you get up to speed my hair flaps about and gets in the way. When I put that white helmet on, it was much better!

James

Oh ----! It's disappeared into the bloody dashboard!

James

[voiceover] ...the most important car since the car was invented. Here it is. It's called the FCX Clarity. And I'm afraid it's a four door Honda.

James

So far, most electric cars have been appalling little plastic snot-boxes that take all night to recharge and then take half a minute to reach their maximum speed of forty. And then run out of juice miles from anywhere.

James

Prius. Sucker.

James

Cock. This is a massive "Oh, cock". How can it have run out? That rain makes a really annoying noise on my colander-- helmet. And it comes through.

James

this nice man has stopped on an old Russian motorcycle and I think he's going to give me some petrol. What a nice man. In fact, I think I'll pay him. [he starts to remove of his gloves, then sighs] Me d?ng's going to be all soggy, isn't it?