A character in Top Gear
David
Top Gear · 1,774 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Top Gear: in 4 of its 1,774 quotes
Most scenes with: Jeremy Clarkson (3)
[David Coulthard and Jeremy's painting-with-an-F1-car experiment ends with Jeremy being hit in the testicles by high-speed paintballs and collapsing to the ground screaming]
I'll tell you, I'm not giving him mouth-to-mouth, that's for sure.
[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: The great, the good and the rubbish on the Top Gear Awards. We go on a motoring holiday with The Stig. And Doctor Who travels through space and time a bit more slowly than usual.
[shouting during his speed lap] Speed up!
You sprayed my helmet!
You shot one of my testicles- Oh, I see, that helmet!
Can we edit the spin out?
Yes, we can edit that out.
You promise?
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