Alright, let's review [the game plan.] Moppets?
Locate the Venture Brothers.
Subdue their bellies. Dr. My Wife?
Sorry. Subdue Brock Samson.
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Locate and subdue the Venture robot.
Subdue? You can kill the robot. It's a robot! Henchman 21?
(#21 is doing a "pee-pee dance" with a pained look on his face.)
2 #21
What!? Dude, I gotta pee so bad, it's backing up into my kidneys!
Wrong! You keep an eye out for Sgt. Hatred while I locate and subdue Dr. Venture.
(#21 continues his "pee-pee dance".)
(sighs) Forget it. You go to the bathroom.
Brock just laid down two tracks of oil slicks -- Herr Trigger skillfully drives his motorcycle between the two slicks.
(glibly )...didn't work...
The X1 takes a hit from a SAM fired by Herr Trigger
Everybody instantly fastens their seat belts.
HD Holy Diver(Shore Leave)
Let's kick Trespass-ass!
(taking Sgt. Hatred's handie talkie-shaped cellular phone ) That's a big cell phone.
When I am your age in Paree, at night I would go up to, uh, on ze...ze rooftop? Eh? And I imagine zat I am ze Batman. So cool.
Well, when I was my age, I jumped off my roof in a Batman costume. I think. I might have just dreamt it.
(as he strangles Brock) You cut off your hair?? Why you do zis? You had such a cool look!
This sword was forged by Ikkansai Shigetsugu, master swordsmith of the Nihonto Tanren Denshunsho.
Oh, man, shut up already. Why do you sword guys always gotta talk about how cool your swords are?
Brock and Le Tueur are battling in the next room, which Dr. Venture mistakes for Hank and Dean rough-housing
This is why daddy has to DRINK to RELAX, boys!
[to Dean and Hank after impaling Le Tueur with the sword] Look up the number for a guy called "the Cleaner". Call him and tell him we've got a Damien Hirst in room 202.
C The Cleaner
Well, this is as far as I go. There's a rental car waiting for ya, quarter-mile south of here. Keys and a new I.D. in the glove box, Cochise. Good luck to ya, man.
Yeah, I uh... I only got one problem with that plan... Hank never called you! (draws out his knife and places it against the Cleaner's neck.)
M Moltov
[sitting on red convertible, wearing white sweats] I did. Figured even the mighty Brock Samson might have trouble fighting the entire OSI.
Molotov, I don't know why I'm surprised. How'd you find us?
You haven't exactly been discreet.
Oh, like that get-up is? Though, I gotta admit for a disguise, it's pretty good. Hardly recognized ya.
Wha-what dis... I'm off duty.
Haha. That's-That's how you dress when you're not catwomaning around?! I may have to rethink this whole relationship.
Who is that hood rat Brock's talking to? He can get any shorty he wants!
(upon discovering O.S.I. agents) Guh! Who the hell are those guys?!
They're henchmen for the Monarch, sir.
GT Gen. Treister
What the hell's a monarch?
Low-level Guild troublemaker. Used to arch Dr. Venture.
Then he arched Dr. Venture.
(over the comm) Aww come on, general. Is that any way to treat my friends?
GT Gen. Treister
Those clowns are with you? What in the hell is going on here, Samson?!
Oh, just trying to even the playing field, sir. (switches off)
Looks like Samson's gone over to the Guild, sir.
Uhh, want me to give the order to take out the big cocoon?
GT Gen. Treister
Is that what that thing is? Jeepers, crappers! No! If Samson pulled a full-on Judas, there's no tellin' what kind of trade secrets he might have given up! I want him alive. Ground forces!!
GT Gen. Treister & The Monarch
Form battle squadrons and prepare for full assault on my order!
I'm telling you there's like a skunk ape out there or something.
DV Doc Venture
Hank, sit down and pretend to be sane. Dean, what are you doing?
I can't feel my left arm. How old do you have to be to have a heart attack?
In regular years, or pansy years?
Whatever! Why!? Why can't I just have a normal life?
DV Doc Venture
I had that dream once too.
You don't know me. Why in my prime I saw some things that would make your head spin!
Yeah, I saw a guy's head spin, like right off his neck. Why? 'Cuz I punched him! Top That!
Okay, okay... My father made me kill a man, KILL A MAN, with a house key ! I was ten.
That's nothing. I ate a whole Labrador retriever once! I'm serious !
Look at us. We're hiding from our true selves. I'm a fighter, not a lover. And you...you were Rusty Venture once. Maybe the most fearless boy adventurer ever.
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