Mr Cardholder quotes from The Venture Bros.

Brock

Aww no fuckin' way! Late 60's ultra death ray! She's amazing! Saddle operated with Doom-code gearing. Freakin' gorgeous.

If this were a woman, I'd marry it.

And I'd jeopardize our friendship by nailing your hot wife.

(holding out his hand) Jonas Venture Jr?

Jonas Venture Jr

(folding his arms) I am. And who are the dead men I'm speaking to?

That's a joke.

Regular cut-up.

Should give him a reality show.

I'd watch it.

I'd watch it twice.

Even if Flava Flav was in it.

We were just passing by and heard that you had a butterfly problem.

And you see, me and my associate here are amateur lepidopterists.

Jonas Venture Jr

Yoooooouuu want to see my stamp collection?

Only if we were philatelists.

Which we aren't, Mr. Smart Guy.

(upon discovering O.S.I. agents) Guh! Who the hell are those guys?!

They're henchmen for the Monarch, sir.

What the hell's a monarch?

Low-level Guild troublemaker. Used to arch Dr. Venture.

Then he arched Dr. Venture.

Brock

(over the comm) Aww come on, general. Is that any way to treat my friends?

Those clowns are with you? What in the hell is going on here, Samson?!

Brock

Oh, just trying to even the playing field, sir. (switches off)

Looks like Samson's gone over to the Guild, sir.

Uhh, want me to give the order to take out the big cocoon?

Is that what that thing is? Jeepers, crappers! No! If Samson pulled a full-on Judas, there's no tellin' what kind of trade secrets he might have given up! I want him alive. Ground forces!!

Henchmen!!

Form battle squadrons and prepare for full assault on my order!