President Breyer quotes from The Venture Bros.

President Breyer

Ladies and gentlemen, a toast to Colonel Bud Manstrong, a man of bravery, integrity, an indominable spirit of--

Oh, quit blowing smoke up the boy's ass, Breyer! We all know the real reason Bud's here. Your administration is in the crapper, and you need Mrs. Manstrong's little Boy Scout on the team to polish that turd.

President Breyer

How'd you like to be Vice-President?

Me?!

President Breyer

Hell yeah, you! Who'd do think I'm talking about; you're a genuine hero, boy. The Bureau can't find a damn thing on you, and plus, you're a little bit of the eye candy for the ladies. Speakin' of which...(opens door) take a pick.

I'm...not sure I follow you, Sir.

President Breyer

Any of my secretarial staff, 'cept the one in the blue dress that smells like this!

Oh, dear lord!

President Breyer

(laughs) That's Phyllis — got my name written all over her...literally! I once wrote my name on the front of her dress with the tip of my...

OH NO! I'm not hearing this, I'm not hearing this! Good evening, sir!

President Breyer

(into intercom) Uh, Cass, I'll take that blowjob now.

Doctor Venture

I wouldn't do that. They're nuclear batteries.

President Breyer

Nuke-a-lar?

Doctor Venture

Well, that's not actually a word, but yes.