How'd you like to be Vice-President?
Me?!
Hell yeah, you! Who'd do think I'm talking about; you're a genuine hero, boy. The Bureau can't find a damn thing on you, and plus, you're a little bit of the eye candy for the ladies. Speakin' of which...(opens door) take a pick.
I'm...not sure I follow you, Sir.
Any of my secretarial staff, 'cept the one in the blue dress that smells like this!
(Holds his finger up to Bud's nose)
Oh, dear lord!
(laughs) That's Phyllis — got my name written all over her...literally! I once wrote my name on the front of her dress with the tip of my...
OH NO! I'm not hearing this, I'm not hearing this! Good evening, sir!
(Walks out of the office)
(into intercom) Uh, Cass, I'll take that blowjob now.
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