Bud Manstrong quotes from The Venture Bros.

Doctor Venture

Hey, Bud! Or is it Budley? Budward? What's Bud short for?

Nothing. It's just Bud.

President Breyer

How'd you like to be Vice-President?

Me?!

President Breyer

Hell yeah, you! Who'd do think I'm talking about; you're a genuine hero, boy. The Bureau can't find a damn thing on you, and plus, you're a little bit of the eye candy for the ladies. Speakin' of which...(opens door) take a pick.

I'm...not sure I follow you, Sir.

President Breyer

Any of my secretarial staff, 'cept the one in the blue dress that smells like this!

Oh, dear lord!

President Breyer

(laughs) That's Phyllis — got my name written all over her...literally! I once wrote my name on the front of her dress with the tip of my...

OH NO! I'm not hearing this, I'm not hearing this! Good evening, sir!

President Breyer

(into intercom) Uh, Cass, I'll take that blowjob now.

Svengali!

Brock

No, no, this is not what it looks like!

First Anna, and now my mother? Have you no shame, you... you Mandingo? (takes of blazer and gets into fighting stance) Okay, get up! Were doing this! You and me, Samson! Right now! Let's go!

Brock

Come on, man. You know I'm just gonna beat you stupid. I've done it before.

A sucker punch! This time, "schoolyard rules." No cheap shots!

Brock

This is ridiculous! Your mother just...

No mothers!

Doctor Venture

(seeing replay of crashing Gargantua-1) I knew it! Told you this clown was no hero. He just blacked out in the middle of a hand job.

Uh oh.... Someone's playing with his Lincoln Log!

MY GOD IT'S FULL OF STARS!! (passes out)

Penny for his thoughts.