(after the other people guess what was inside her package from home)
BaileyMulch.
Bailey
Rotted vegetables and wood chips. (sniffles the mulch) I think I'm gonna cry.
Bailey
No, it smells like home. This is the first year I'm missing the Kettlecorn mulch festival.
Let me guess: you were Miss Junior Mulch. (laughs)
Bailey
Three years running! This year I would have been a shoo-in for Corn Queen. (crying) I miss home!
Bailey
Look, I know you guys still aren't speaking, but it's your birthday, and all of your friends want you to have a good time.
You know, for some strange reason, I'm not that mad anymore.
Me either. In fact, I've never felt closer to you.
Same here. [Starts to break down crying] I love you, man.
[Also starting to break down crying] I love you, too.
Come here. [the twins hug while breaking down crying]
I love me too! [hugs herself]
Bailey
Cody, I've never seen anything so beautiful.
Clearly there's not a mirror in that box. [Bailey stomps her foot]
Bailey
Thank you. I love them. [hugs Cody]
[pulls Zack aside] Zack, I can't believe you got those. Thank you.
Well, you're my brother and I don't want us to wind up throwing knives at each other.
[smiles] That might just be one of the nicest things you've ever said to me.
FFrankie
[walks to everyone in a scuba diver suit] Mr. Moseby, I think I got to the bottom of things.
FFrankie
It seems something clogged an air duct causing an internal rupture which cracked the window.
Bailey
Was it my corn snips?
Was it my powerful bowels?
FFrankie
[to Bailey] No. [to Cody] No. [to Woody] Ew. It was this pocket hanky! Apparently you dropped your hanky into the vent when you got scared by that dolphin and wet your pants. [she leaves]
(Everyone looks at Mr. Moseby.)
[smiles nervously] Oops. [his cellphone rings] Ah! It's Mr. Tipton! He's gonna wanna know who to throw off the ship. I don't want to leave!
Bailey
We can't let Mr. Tipton fire Mr. Moseby.
Oh give me the phone! [takes the phone and talks to her dad] Daddy, I flooded the Aqua Lounge. It was all my fault. Yep, it's Switzerland all over again. Mhmm. Mhmm. Yay! Bye daddy! [hangs up]
Well, did he kick you off?
Nah. He just cut my allowance to 50,000 a week.
Looks like no one is leaving the ship after all.
[looks at his cellphone] I'm leaving the ship!
I know, but I just got an email from those producers about my hip hopera, they said it was the most ridiculous thing they have ever seen!
Bailey
Then why are you so happy?
They said it's going to be the next big comedy. They're moving my whole family to New York; I'm going to star in a Broadway show! I'm going to be the lead tooth.
Comedy? I thought you said it was a serious love story about overcoming adversity.
Look, it's a stupid song about a girl with bad teeth.
EEverybody
[singing] Retainer baby, retainer baby, I require that wire.
[still singing when everybody stops] Retainer baby! [makes weird noises then stops] Guess it's cake time.
Well Mr. Moseby thanks again for everything. Before I leave I want to give you something.
Please Marcus you don't need to do that. Your friendship is gift enough.
Well it's a Little Little t-shirt made into a pocket hanky.
THIS IS THE BEST GIFT EVER! [hugs Marcus and leaves]
Bailey
Aww! This reminds me of my goodbye party when I left Kettlecorn except you're leaving and I'm not. And we're on a boat not on a barn. And there's not a giant twister barring down on us. [hugs Marcus] Oh Marcus, congratulations!
[to Woody] Well Woody, I'm going to miss you.
Marcus, I always thought of you as a brother. A real brother. Not like this kid named Neil who's forty years old and lives in my treehouse.
Well I got nothing to say for that so let's just cut right to the man hug. [hugs Woody]
We're gonna miss you Marcus.
Just want to say good luck big guy. To think you'll be entertaining people while promoting proper dental care? I am so proud of you. [hugs Marcus]
I'm going to miss you Cody.
I'm going to miss you too.
[to Zack] Zack, I think I'm going to miss you most of all.
I'm going to miss you too buddy. You know you're the only roommate I've ever had that I didn't hate.
Well you guys, I just want to say thank you for everything. Before I came here I was going through a really, really tough time but you guys took me in. You made me feel like family and I will always be grateful to you so thank you. And if you guys are ever in New York, please just look me up.
You know what? We just might do that someday.
Someday? How about now? Take me with you!
Okay! [picks up London and starts to leave]
Next stop Tiffany's! Whoo!
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