London quotes from The Suite Life on Deck

London

Moseby and Tutweiller sitting in a tree. K-I-issing.

London

Wow Cody! You're telepathetic!

London

Once, when I flunked Kindergarten, Daddy cut my allowance to one pony a week.

London

Selfish? Fish swim in schools. Now they'll have textbooks!

London

The race for the million dollar idea is on!

London

When you said we were going to put on fancy dresses, I didn't think you meant putting them on cats!

London

You wanna see something really funny [pauses] BAILEY'S CLOTHES!

London

Remember the ski trip in Switzerland last spring? I was on the slopes, tying my shoe, and you skiied right over me.

Young London

A car?! (London joins in) YAY!

London

Stupid roof co-AAAAHHHH!!! [falls down and lands on Cody]

London

Hahaha! You should have seen your face. I was all like "menacing noise" and you were all like "scared reaction"! Hahaha!

Bailey, I'd let you stay; but unfortunately we don't have a cabin to put you in.

Zack

She can stay in my room. I'm willing to take one for the team.

I meant, a girl's cabin. Every girl has a roommate.

London

Except for me!

Bailey

Oh, London. Thank you. Thank you.

London, so nice of you to offer to share your room with Bailey.

London

I wasn't offering! I was gloating!

Bailey

I want to stay here and be your BFF! (hugs London)

London

Get O-F-F.

(to London) You know, the older I get, the more I realize that you have to look adversity in the face and say 'You don't scare me.'

(scream)

Carey

Moseby, you're shaking like a chihuahua.

Oh, sea breeze.

Carey

You probably shouldn't have left your pants in the drier for so long.

Oh, hello Carey. Boys.

Cody

Did you miss us, Mr. Moseby?

Oh why, yes yes. Why, without you, the last three months on this floating paradise have been sheer torture.

Zack

Well, your suffering's over.

Huh?

Cody

We're going to be attending Seven Seas High.

Huh?

London

They said they're going to be attending Seven (holds up 7 fingers) Seas (makes a letter "C" with her hands) High (waves her hand)! (Turns toward Cody) He's gettin' old.

Carey

Believe me it was not an easy decision, but it's such an great opportunity and I can afford it with my employee discount, so how could I say no?

Like this. NO! [jumps over the side of the ship]

Carey

Well, he took that better than I thought.

London, can you tell me what this is?

London

A bad manicure.

No. Though, ew. Okay. Has anyone heard of the International Dateline?

Cody

Wait a second. What's going on here? We already learned about the International Dateline.

I'm sorry if you read ahead, Cody, but I have to teach to the lowest common denominator.

Zack

Whoa, whoa, we're doing Math now? I thought this was Geography.

Cody

No. I mean, what happened to the dance?

Bailey

You mean, the one we're having tonight?

Cody

I'm having the strangest sense of déjà vu.

London

Déjà who?

Cody

Déjà vu. It's French for "I've seen this all before."

Zack

Wait a second. This is French? I thought this was Math.