Miss Tutweiller quotes from The Suite Life on Deck

[Gestures to Woody and Addison] Marcus, meet your new parents!

Welcome to Seven Seas News! Do-do-da-do-do-da-do-do-da-do! Pan, pan, pan!

Bailey, I'd let you stay; but unfortunately we don't have a cabin to put you in.

Zack

She can stay in my room. I'm willing to take one for the team.

I meant, a girl's cabin. Every girl has a roommate.

London

Except for me!

Bailey

Oh, London. Thank you. Thank you.

London, so nice of you to offer to share your room with Bailey.

London

I wasn't offering! I was gloating!

How's the speech going?

London

Pretty good. Here it goes: "Ladies and..."

Well,you have to admit that it's some of her best work.

[looks at London's speech] She misspelled "ladies".

I know.

London, since when is there a q in "ladies"?

London

It's a silent q! Duh!

You can be a housewife.

London

Can I be a mansion wife?