Zack quotes from The Suite Life on Deck

Zack

I left when the spider picked up the stick and started to whack Marcus.

Zack

Whoa! Chick fight with only one chick!

Zack

Well, unless there cute bacteria in bikinis, we're not interested.

Zack

Happy anniversary Cody.

Zack

(While going into Cody's room)Hey five bucks. (Opening his trunck) Oh Cody, Cody, Cody. Like I don't know the combination is mom's birthday.

Zack

(as he picks up the phone) Hey Mom! Yeah. Yeah I miss you too. Hey quick question: When's your birthday again? Well then Happy Birthday. BTW Whatever Cody sent you, it's from the two of us. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Can't talk now. Goodbye! (As Zack hangs up his cell phone)

Zack

Wow, this kid's got issues.

Zack

Here it is. (As Zack opens the book) Month one: Admire her from afar? Lame! Month two: Admire her from sightly less afar. More lame.

Zack

Taken with you?

Zack

Well... you certainly were a lot happier when you were with her... and clearly less confused.

Zack

Are you gonna kiss her or are we gonna have to wait six months again?

Zack

Hey I ordered steaks not snakes!

Bailey, I'd let you stay; but unfortunately we don't have a cabin to put you in.

Zack

She can stay in my room. I'm willing to take one for the team.

I meant, a girl's cabin. Every girl has a roommate.

London

Except for me!

Bailey

Oh, London. Thank you. Thank you.

London, so nice of you to offer to share your room with Bailey.

London

I wasn't offering! I was gloating!

(to London) You know, the older I get, the more I realize that you have to look adversity in the face and say 'You don't scare me.'

(scream)

Carey

Moseby, you're shaking like a chihuahua.

Oh, sea breeze.

Carey

You probably shouldn't have left your pants in the drier for so long.

Oh, hello Carey. Boys.

Cody

Did you miss us, Mr. Moseby?

Oh why, yes yes. Why, without you, the last three months on this floating paradise have been sheer torture.

Zack

Well, your suffering's over.

Huh?

Cody

We're going to be attending Seven Seas High.

Huh?

London

They said they're going to be attending Seven (holds up 7 fingers) Seas (makes a letter "C" with her hands) High (waves her hand)! (Turns toward Cody) He's gettin' old.

Carey

Believe me it was not an easy decision, but it's such an great opportunity and I can afford it with my employee discount, so how could I say no?

Like this. NO! [jumps over the side of the ship]

Carey

Well, he took that better than I thought.

Bailey

Look! Where did that little piggy come from?

Woody

That's what the doctor said when he saw my extra toe.

Bailey

[to the pig] Are you stuck? Here, I have something for you. You like nuts? [picking up a rope lying on the ground] Oh, this rope will work like a leash. There. Aw, he's so sweet. He reminds me of my–

Zack

Breakfast?

Cody

Football?

Bailey

Y'all hush up! He reminds me of my pet pig from back on the farm. Sir Snorts-a-Lot and I were best friends. Then one day I woke up and he wasn't there any more. I got really worried. But Mama told me he moved to the big city.

I swiped this card and the machine just laughed. Ha-ha. Seriously though, you've maxed out your card.

Cody

You used up all the money on your card?

Zack

No, I used up all the money on your card. I maxed out mine yesterday.

Then this is yours. [cutting up the card] Is it a snowflake? Is it a butterfly? No.

Cody

You took my card?

Zack

Well, you left it lying around.

Cody

It was in my wallet! Under my pillow, guarded by Mister Snuggle Bear.

Zack

Well, he didn't put up much of a fight.

Cody

Zack, that was all of the money we had for food for the entire semester!

Zack

Well, why didn't you tell me that before I took your card? Cody, are you coming to give me a hug? [looks scared] Maybe not.

Zack

Here's your four-berry glass. Boisen, rasp, blue and straw.

I only ordered three.

Zack

Then I guess your "berry" lucky.

Then I guess you won't be getting a "berry" big tip.

Zack

Which would make me "berry" sad. Your turn.

Has anyone ever heard of the International Dateline?

Woody

What you say to a French babe so she'll go out with you?

Bailey

No. It's an imaginary line created in 1884, to the east of which the date is a day earlier than it is to the west.

Cody

So when you cross the dateline you have to turn your clocks back 24 hours, a full day.

Correct. [claps] Yay! Which is what we are going to do tonight.

Zack

That works for me. Because if tomorrow is going to be today again, then today is actually yesterday, which means that yesterday's homework isn't due today, it's really due... tomorrow!

In other words, you didn't do your homework?

Zack

Yet.