Maya quotes from The Suite Life on Deck

Maya

[With menu] Here are some extra crayons for your menu. Please don't eat them

Zack

Oh, Maya I made you a honeydew dream because today your dreams will come true.

Maya

I'm gonna dance with a giant rabbit while Lady Gaga plays the spoons?

Zack

Not that dream.

Zack

You know what Maya, I really hate being your friend,

Maya

Thanks! That would look really great on a valentines card!

Cody

So, big change on someone's online profile.

Woody

Oh you saw I got my 10th friend, double digits baby!

Cody

Yeah, it's nice that your grandma finally accpted your friend request.

Woody

Actually, it was my mum, nana's still pending.

Cody

No, i'm talking about Maya's page. Looks like she just updated her status to 'in a relationship'. You know what this means Zack?

Zack

Yeah, she's really into me, can you blame her?

Cody

Noo-oo It means you've gotta change your status too, and well, your whole life.

Zack

Well I don't. I already got Maya. It's all smooth sailing from here.

Cody

Smooth sailing - just like the Titanic! You have no idea how much work it takes to maintain a relationship with a girl.

Zack

What work?

Cody

Well, they always make you put them first. Suddenly what you want doesn't matter anymore. When we started dating, Bailey made me join her stupid quilting circle!

Woody

You were in that before she was!

Cody

Whatever, my point is -

Woody

Actually didn't you start the quilting circle?

Cody

My point is you're gonna have to start making changes my friend!

Zack

No no no I'm not gonna change for anyone, not even Maya

Cody

[walks out laughing] That guy!

Zack

What does Cody know about women; except he's a pedicure away from being one?

Woody

So does this mean that you're not gonna change your status to 'in a relationship'?

Zack

No way! Just cause Maya changed her's doesn't mean that I have to change mine.

Maya

[Walks over] Hey Zack, did you happen to notice my status?

Zack

Well of course I did..

Maya

Sooo...

Zack

So it was very nice of you to do that.

Maya

And... [flips hair]

Zack

And.. I was just about to change mine, but I wanted to see your face when I did it.

Maya

Aww Zack!

Zack

See that's the face!

Woody

Way to hold your guns, pal!

Maya

[phone bleeps] Hmm? I just got a request from a Mildred Fink.

Woody

Nana! Hurtful!

Maya

Zack, truth or dare?

Zack

Uh, truth.

Maya

How many girls did you date before me?

Zack

DARE.