Kurt quotes from The Suite Life on Deck

Kurt

So.. are you boys... Pardon me, are you men ready for a crazy guys weekend?

Oh yeah!

Kurt

Nothing but late nights, piles of junk food, hanging out by the pool scoping out the hot-

Mom?!

Kurt

Hot moms?

Carey

Surprise!

Carey

Oh, my back is killing me. Cheap Charlies started their own airlines. They cut fares by eliminating frivolous amenities like seats and bathrooms...

Kurt

So why don't the boys and I go have some guy fun while you rest up?

Yeah sweet!

Carey

I get it. I crashed your guys' weekend.

No no.

Cody

Not at all.

Zack

Maybe a little.

Kurt

Totally.

Carey

Mr. Moseby, it's so good to see you.

Ah. Here's your bill.

Carey

I haven't even checked in yet.

Mmm. It's for everything the boys have broken since they've been on board.

Carey

[reads the list] An anchor? Zack, how do you break an anchor?

Zack

Why do you always assume it was me? [Carey puts hand on hip] Okay it was me. In my defense, I was trying to impress a girl ....it worked.

Carey

[to Kurt] You think it's so funny? Here. You pay for it.

Kurt

[reads the list] How do you break a propeller?

Zack

Easy, you drop an anchor on it.

Bailey

Mr and Mrs Martin, it's so nice to finally meet you I'm Bailey.

Carey

Nice to meet you too.

Kurt

Oh right, you're Cody's...Where are you guys now?

Carey

You know if you bothered to read Cody's emails you'd know that they're back together.

Kurt

I'm still on the one after Paris that was like twenty six pages. I like Zack's better it's short and to the point. 'Hi Dad, send money.'