Bailey quotes from The Suite Life on Deck

Bailey

The kids hate me.

London

Not just the kids.

Bailey

[Voiceover as Ms. Tutweiller is reading] Ms. Tutweiller. Ms. Tutweiller. Ms. Tutweiller!

[Comes out of her trance] Oh, what?!

Bailey

Ms. Tutweiller, don't you think laser tag elevates the mindless violence so prevelant in our society?

No, I think it's fun.

Bailey

As your teacher, you're required to actually teach us something.

I graduated from a community college; I didn't take an oath.

Bailey

[Whispers to Cody] I bet she barely got in.

When I assigned you this art project, I wanted you to make something artistic... not academice.

Cody

What's more artistic than a brain you can eat?

Bailey

DNA you can snuggle with.

Bailey

[After playing laser tag] [Suprised] That was fun!

Cody

Do you know what I want to do now?

Bailey

Write a paper about it?

Cody

Yes. [Both excited]

Bailey

My paper'll be better.

Cody

Oh no it won't. [They leave together]

[Lying on the ground, exhausted] [Sighs as boy comes up and starts shooting her with laser gun]

Bailey

(wearing a Santa outfit) Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Please donate to the needy children.

Cody

(wearing a elf suit and gets a teddy bear from a woman) Thank you! Look Bailey, our first donation!

Bailey

Oh great! (wipes sweat from her forehead)

Cody

Wow, you look really hot.

Bailey

Oh, ummm, thanks cody, but it doesn't sound like that is the way you speak to a friend ,right?

London

[Driving to Kettlecorn] Are we there yet?!

Bailey

Still no, but, hey! Let's play a game to pass the time! Okay, uh, me first. I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter-

London

CORN! (glares at Bailey)

Bailey

(singing) See, my name is Carol and I live in Carolina. My husband's name is Carl, and we all sell -

London

(interrupting) CORN! Enough with the corn. (menacingly) I hate corn!

London

[Being attacked by a corn-beetle] Get this bug got off of me!

Bailey

Actually, London, it's gone.

London

Since when?!

Bailey

Ten miles ago. I didn't want to tell you 'cause we were making such good time.

Bailey

They're fatigues.

London

Yeah, we're all tired.

Bailey, I really need your advice.

Bailey

Vote for me for Prom Queen!

I meant about Woody.

Bailey

Woody should vote for me for Prom Queen too! (thumbs up)

I really wanted to come to prom with Woody, so what am I supposed to do when he walks in with his..... other woman?!

Bailey

Y'know what you're gonna do? You should march up to that woman, look her dead in the eyes and say

Bailey

Mr and Mrs Martin, it's so nice to finally meet you I'm Bailey.

Carey

Nice to meet you too.

Kurt

Oh right, you're Cody's...Where are you guys now?

Carey

You know if you bothered to read Cody's emails you'd know that they're back together.

Kurt

I'm still on the one after Paris that was like twenty six pages. I like Zack's better it's short and to the point. 'Hi Dad, send money.'