Cody quotes from The Suite Life on Deck

Cody

Something tells me that the coconut hit you on the head.

Cody

Drinking soda after 9:30

Cody

Dude, you got beat by a girl who can fit in a keyhole

Cody

OUR BABIES!

Cody

[on top of the Eiffel Tower] BAILEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cody

Ms. Tutweiller, Bailey seems to be failing Fun 101, whereas I am having extra fun. (Ms. Tutweiller and Bailey leave the room and Cody immediately gets out of the hot tub, pulling out a huge tub of hand sanitizer and beginning to furiously run sanitizer all over his body.) That is so unsanitary... (A mom and her kids are staring at him like he's crazy. [to kids]) Oh, you think I'm nuts? You're nuts!!! (The kids run away in fear)

Cody

[After clearing the hot tub] Excuse me sir, you left your pussy bandage.

Cody

[as Hailey] Or so he thinks! For Paris is full of men and I plan on shaking my bon-bons for each and every one of them.

Cody

We're not just friends, or shipmates, we're a family.

(to London) You know, the older I get, the more I realize that you have to look adversity in the face and say 'You don't scare me.'

(scream)

Carey

Moseby, you're shaking like a chihuahua.

Oh, sea breeze.

Carey

You probably shouldn't have left your pants in the drier for so long.

Oh, hello Carey. Boys.

Cody

Did you miss us, Mr. Moseby?

Oh why, yes yes. Why, without you, the last three months on this floating paradise have been sheer torture.

Zack

Well, your suffering's over.

Huh?

Cody

We're going to be attending Seven Seas High.

Huh?

London

They said they're going to be attending Seven (holds up 7 fingers) Seas (makes a letter "C" with her hands) High (waves her hand)! (Turns toward Cody) He's gettin' old.

Carey

Believe me it was not an easy decision, but it's such an great opportunity and I can afford it with my employee discount, so how could I say no?

Like this. NO! [jumps over the side of the ship]

Carey

Well, he took that better than I thought.

Bailey

Look! Where did that little piggy come from?

Woody

That's what the doctor said when he saw my extra toe.

Bailey

[to the pig] Are you stuck? Here, I have something for you. You like nuts? [picking up a rope lying on the ground] Oh, this rope will work like a leash. There. Aw, he's so sweet. He reminds me of my–

Zack

Breakfast?

Cody

Football?

Bailey

Y'all hush up! He reminds me of my pet pig from back on the farm. Sir Snorts-a-Lot and I were best friends. Then one day I woke up and he wasn't there any more. I got really worried. But Mama told me he moved to the big city.

I swiped this card and the machine just laughed. Ha-ha. Seriously though, you've maxed out your card.

Cody

You used up all the money on your card?

Zack

No, I used up all the money on your card. I maxed out mine yesterday.

Then this is yours. [cutting up the card] Is it a snowflake? Is it a butterfly? No.

Cody

You took my card?

Zack

Well, you left it lying around.

Cody

It was in my wallet! Under my pillow, guarded by Mister Snuggle Bear.

Zack

Well, he didn't put up much of a fight.

Cody

Zack, that was all of the money we had for food for the entire semester!

Zack

Well, why didn't you tell me that before I took your card? Cody, are you coming to give me a hug? [looks scared] Maybe not.

Has anyone ever heard of the International Dateline?

Woody

What you say to a French babe so she'll go out with you?

Bailey

No. It's an imaginary line created in 1884, to the east of which the date is a day earlier than it is to the west.

Cody

So when you cross the dateline you have to turn your clocks back 24 hours, a full day.

Correct. [claps] Yay! Which is what we are going to do tonight.

Zack

That works for me. Because if tomorrow is going to be today again, then today is actually yesterday, which means that yesterday's homework isn't due today, it's really due... tomorrow!

In other words, you didn't do your homework?

Zack

Yet.

London, can you tell me what this is?

London

A bad manicure.

No. Though, ew. Okay. Has anyone heard of the International Dateline?

Cody

Wait a second. What's going on here? We already learned about the International Dateline.

I'm sorry if you read ahead, Cody, but I have to teach to the lowest common denominator.

Zack

Whoa, whoa, we're doing Math now? I thought this was Geography.

Cody

No. I mean, what happened to the dance?

Bailey

You mean, the one we're having tonight?

Cody

I'm having the strangest sense of déjà vu.

London

Déjà who?

Cody

Déjà vu. It's French for "I've seen this all before."

Zack

Wait a second. This is French? I thought this was Math.

London, can you tell me what this is?

Cody

NO!

You're probably right, Cody, but let's give her a chance anyway.