Carey quotes from The Suite Life on Deck

Carey

I didn't even know shrimps have butts.

(to London) You know, the older I get, the more I realize that you have to look adversity in the face and say 'You don't scare me.'

(scream)

Carey

Moseby, you're shaking like a chihuahua.

Oh, sea breeze.

Carey

You probably shouldn't have left your pants in the drier for so long.

Oh, hello Carey. Boys.

Cody

Did you miss us, Mr. Moseby?

Oh why, yes yes. Why, without you, the last three months on this floating paradise have been sheer torture.

Zack

Well, your suffering's over.

Huh?

Cody

We're going to be attending Seven Seas High.

Huh?

London

They said they're going to be attending Seven (holds up 7 fingers) Seas (makes a letter "C" with her hands) High (waves her hand)! (Turns toward Cody) He's gettin' old.

Carey

Believe me it was not an easy decision, but it's such an great opportunity and I can afford it with my employee discount, so how could I say no?

Like this. NO! [jumps over the side of the ship]

Carey

Well, he took that better than I thought.

Kurt

So.. are you boys... Pardon me, are you men ready for a crazy guys weekend?

Oh yeah!

Kurt

Nothing but late nights, piles of junk food, hanging out by the pool scoping out the hot-

Mom?!

Kurt

Hot moms?

Carey

Surprise!

Carey

Oh, my back is killing me. Cheap Charlies started their own airlines. They cut fares by eliminating frivolous amenities like seats and bathrooms...

Kurt

So why don't the boys and I go have some guy fun while you rest up?

Yeah sweet!

Carey

I get it. I crashed your guys' weekend.

No no.

Cody

Not at all.

Zack

Maybe a little.

Kurt

Totally.

Carey

Mr. Moseby, it's so good to see you.

Ah. Here's your bill.

Carey

I haven't even checked in yet.

Mmm. It's for everything the boys have broken since they've been on board.

Carey

[reads the list] An anchor? Zack, how do you break an anchor?

Zack

Why do you always assume it was me? [Carey puts hand on hip] Okay it was me. In my defense, I was trying to impress a girl ....it worked.

Carey

[to Kurt] You think it's so funny? Here. You pay for it.

Kurt

[reads the list] How do you break a propeller?

Zack

Easy, you drop an anchor on it.

Carey

Ew, that was the worst one yet! Tasted like goats feet!

Cody

The throw up's starting to taste better than the soda!

Zack

Don't give them any ideas. That will be the next flavor!

Bailey

Mr and Mrs Martin, it's so nice to finally meet you I'm Bailey.

Carey

Nice to meet you too.

Kurt

Oh right, you're Cody's...Where are you guys now?

Carey

You know if you bothered to read Cody's emails you'd know that they're back together.

Kurt

I'm still on the one after Paris that was like twenty six pages. I like Zack's better it's short and to the point. 'Hi Dad, send money.'