Ms. Tutweiller quotes from The Suite Life on Deck

I am going to teach you two to have fun if it's the last thing I ever do!

[As Bailey and Cody are shooting her with laser guns] Stop! Just stop, and I'll give you an A!

Bailey

[Voiceover as Ms. Tutweiller is reading] Ms. Tutweiller. Ms. Tutweiller. Ms. Tutweiller!

[Comes out of her trance] Oh, what?!

Bailey

Ms. Tutweiller, don't you think laser tag elevates the mindless violence so prevelant in our society?

No, I think it's fun.

Bailey

As your teacher, you're required to actually teach us something.

I graduated from a community college; I didn't take an oath.

Bailey

[Whispers to Cody] I bet she barely got in.

When I assigned you this art project, I wanted you to make something artistic... not academice.

Cody

What's more artistic than a brain you can eat?

Bailey

DNA you can snuggle with.

Bailey

[After playing laser tag] [Suprised] That was fun!

Cody

Do you know what I want to do now?

Bailey

Write a paper about it?

Cody

Yes. [Both excited]

Bailey

My paper'll be better.

Cody

Oh no it won't. [They leave together]

[Lying on the ground, exhausted] [Sighs as boy comes up and starts shooting her with laser gun]

Zack

Goodbye seniors, goodbye class. High school you can-

O-KAY! Thank you Zack!