[walks to everyone in a scuba diver suit] Mr. Moseby, I think I got to the bottom of things.
And?
It seems something clogged an air duct causing an internal rupture which cracked the window.
Was it my corn snips?
Was it my sujihiki?
Was it my powerful bowels?
[to Bailey] No. [to Cody] No. [to Woody] Ew. It was this pocket hanky! Apparently you dropped your hanky into the vent when you got scared by that dolphin and wet your pants. [she leaves]
(Everyone looks at Mr. Moseby.)
[smiles nervously] Oops. [his cellphone rings] Ah! It's Mr. Tipton! He's gonna wanna know who to throw off the ship. I don't want to leave!
We can't let Mr. Tipton fire Mr. Moseby.
Oh give me the phone! [takes the phone and talks to her dad] Daddy, I flooded the Aqua Lounge. It was all my fault. Yep, it's Switzerland all over again. Mhmm. Mhmm. Yay! Bye daddy! [hangs up]
Well, did he kick you off?
Nah. He just cut my allowance to 50,000 a week.
Looks like no one is leaving the ship after all.
[looks at his cellphone] I'm leaving the ship!
What?!
But it's Moseby's fault.
I know, but I just got an email from those producers about my hip hopera, they said it was the most ridiculous thing they have ever seen!
Then why are you so happy?
They said it's going to be the next big comedy. They're moving my whole family to New York; I'm going to star in a Broadway show! I'm going to be the lead tooth.
Comedy? I thought you said it was a serious love story about overcoming adversity.
Look, it's a stupid song about a girl with bad teeth.
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