The Suite Life of Zack & Cody · Season 1
Girls, let's turn to real issues...what do you think of my hair?
I'm horrified!
I think her hair looks nice. It's shiny.
Did any of you even read the book?
Well, my butler was reading it to me, but my cell phone rang. It was Bradley Wiggins!
Oooh, he's cute!
I know! And he said he's thinking of dumping Allison... for me!
(gets a papercut from reading a book) Reading is dangerous!
(to Zack) Why don't you take her bowling? See if you can bite that ball in half.
(bends golf club)
(through mic) You bend it, you buy it! Lousy kid.
So what'd you think of the book?
I thought it was a classic tale of love and misunderstanding with beautiful scenery and compelling images with beautifully refined performances by the whole cast.
Okay you just saw the movie.
I did not. I read the review. Which is reading.
Those other competitors were quaint with fear when they saw me coming with Big Bula.
Was Big Bula the name of your club?
Nope. My mother. Bula Moseby. That woman is 250 pounds of fire and brimstone. And 20 pounds of coffee cake.
(while with her book club) Pride and Prejudice is about a rich man who marries a poor girl. Which as we all know only happens in books. (to Maddie) Sorry.
(with London's book club) I must admit I am impressed you girls read the book. So didn't you think Caroline Bingley was a total snob?
Yes I loved her.
London, did you actually read Pride and Prejudice?
Yes.
Well, what's the main character's name?
Pride?
What's wrong, Chef Paolo?
It's the results of my blood test.
It can't be that bad.
They found bacon bits!
[reading a note from Cody] Chef Paolo, here's your midnight snack: one chocolate chip. If you learn to enjoy things in moderation, you can live healthier. [takes a small bite from the chocolate chip] I will save the rest for later. (...) It's later! (Paolo then gnashes on the rest of the chip quickly.)
Come by the ballroom later and pick out the outfits you want to wear. Get there early because Francesca will be there.
I thought you couldn't stand her.
I can't. She is a horrible person. She's nasty, catty and rude.
Well, why did you invite her?
Because she's one of my best friends.
Oh, hey, Jamie. Here to play some basketball?
No. The wheelchair exit's out there.
Oh, you mean the skateboard ramp?
Esteban, thanks again for being my camera man.
I prefer cinema photographer. Ok, how do you work this thing?
You push the little red button.
Oh. Start, aaah, stop, start, stop, start...
Stop!
Ok.
Not until I say "action". Ok, London, your character is selling her wares.
What wares?
Those wares.
Where?
There! Your wares are there!
The pears? The pears are my wares?
Ok, Lance, remember, you're rich.
Rich who?
No, I mean you have money.
So I'm rich and my name is Rich? Cool.
No, no. your name isn't Rich.
What's my name then?
It doesn't matter.
Then why can't it be Rich?
Ok, it's Rich! Look, I am trying to win a film festival here, people! Ok, Lance, you're about to enter the hotel when you see this poor girl in tattered clothing.
Oh, thanks for lending me your clothes, Maddie.
Right...
What are you doing on the court?
Well, I decided I'd better play. Not that I want to, but I can't let you guys turn our team into a laughing stock.
Too late.
Oh, it's never too late!
Dude, you're spitting on me.
Welcome back to the team.
But who's Jamie going in for?
Well, I'll give you a hint. His number rhymes with nerdy.
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