(London and Nia smile while wearing matching outfits with advertising music in the background)
(like an advertiser) Everyone loves homemade French fries, but who has the time?
(same tone of voice) I don't. I usually have to pay those crazy drive-thru prices!
Well, not anymore!
(The girls unveil the Lightning Fry, which is their combined science projects that Cody helped them with)
With the Lightning Fry Maker, you can have delicious fries in seconds!
(London places a lid on the tray of potatoes and activates the Lightning Fry; an explosion is heard, and London removes the lid, revealing a stack of French fries; Nia samples one)
Mmm! Now that's a good fry!
If you call right now, we'll include a 50-pound bag of potatoes absolutely free!
(London heaves a bag of potatoes, but falls backward because of the weight of the potatoes; Nia doesn't react)
(quietly and quickly) $40 shipping and handling not included.
(London stands up)
Hurry! They're selling like hot cakes!
Don't you mean hot potatoes?
(London and Nia laugh and slap five)
Seriously, call. You won't regret it!
(quietly and quickly) Lightning Fry is not responsible for any injuries, accidents, or mutations that may occur while using this product.
(The girls smile and flash a thumbs up)
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