Arwin quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Arwin

Cody, I made something that is gonna help you bond with the baby.

Carey

Cody, for the record I'm in all of favor of what you're doing here but I think this time Arwin has gone a little too far.

Arwin

This is not going too far. (Puts on a helmet that has a giant bird head on it)

Arwin

Carey, wait. Aren't you gonna read a bedtime story? Mother always reads me a story.

Zack

Yeah, Mom used to read us stories too. Then we turned six.

Arwin

You're never too old for a classic. [takes out a book]

Carey

The Little Engineer That Could. Ahh, let me guess. It's about a hotel engineer that thought he couldn't fix something and then he can.

Arwin

You saw the movie!

Carey

Arwin, don't you want to take a break and... go home?

Arwin

No, I should really stay and fix this.

Carey

But it wasn't broken when you got here.

Arwin

[yanks out cord from under sink] It is now!

Zack

Arwin, there's something in the basement in your secret room!

Arwin

(nervously) I don't know anything about a secret room.

Cody

The one behind the bookcase!

Arwin

I don't know anything about a bookcase.

Zack

Arwin!

Arwin

I don't know any Arwin.

Arwin

Last year, I had a costume that scared the bejeebies out of the entire staff.

What'd you go as?

Arwin

You!

Okay guys, we're going to do a simple exercise about trust,

Arwin

Ooh! Dibs on Carey, Ha ha I picked Carey, you've gotta be faster than that.

London

I really don't trust any of these people so I'm just going to catch myself, here I go...(thumps, then gasps) I didn't catch myself.

Arwin

Come on, Millicent, there's no "I" in team.

Millicent

There is in "injury."

Nia

Look either we can lift you up with two fingers [makes a fist] or I can knock you down with five. [sweetly] Your choice

Millicent

Lift away!

You see what can you acheive when you all work together.

Millicent

This is'nt so bad. It's actually fun.... Wee.

Okay, people. The best way to understand a co-worker is by stepping into their shoes.

London

But, I'm a dainty size 3, Maddie has the feet of Sasquatch!

Maddie

He means we act like someone else to see their point of view. For example, I'll be you! (imitating London) Mint me, Candy Girl! Even though you're busy, forget the other customers because I'm more important! Yay me! (claps hands)

London

(imitating Maddie) Sorry, London. I can't right now, because I have to tell you a boring story about one of my weird relatives. Do me a favor and pretend to listen, would you? While I go on, and on, and on wearing my really ugly clothes!

Nia

(imitating Maddie) Oh, and let's not forget, since I'm back from saving the penguins, I want everyone to drop what they're doing and do it the way I want it!

Millicent

(imitating Nia) And, I'm Nia. I can make you do anything I say because I'm tough and can crush you like a grape! (Nia gets mad at Millicent) I was talking about another Nia.

Nia

Uh-huh.

Carey

Ooh! I'll do Patrick! (imitating Patrick) Well, (fixes her hair) I suppose I could get you to finish dinner in time to see Carey Martin's show, but that would mean working hard. (everyone else gasps)

Arwin

(thinking he is imitating Estaban) Mr. Moseby! Mr. Moseby! Can I take something that's working perfectly well and do some conveluded thing to it until it breaks? (laughs)

Carey

Arwin, I don't think you're supposed to imitate yourself.

Arwin

Oh, I thought I was doing Esteban.

No, no, no. Esteban is more like this. (imitating Esteban) Oh, Mr. Moseby! Oh, can I have a day-off? Because, my chicken has chicken pox, and I can't feed him chicken soup, 'cause he's a chicken! Did I mention the fact that I have a chicken?

Esteban

(imitating Mr. Moseby) Oh, very well! Good luck with that! Oh, keep carrying those bags, Esteban, like a pack mule! While I sit in my office talking to my mommy!