Mr. Moseby quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

(to Cody) You've just set up a date, which is not a date someone thinks is a date, and the other person thinks is an interview. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Cody

You're right. Maybe I should be there disguised as a plant.

(sarcastically) Yeah, that'll fix it.

Millicent, how are the candy sales this morning?

Millicent

Sales? I'm supposed to charge people for candy? (whimpers)

Yes, that would explain the cash register!

Millicent

Oops! I thought it was an ATM! I guess this cash belongs to you. (gives Mr. Moseby money)

Well your track record does speak for itself.

London

Ooh. You were in track? I tried that once. But then they put little fences in front of me and I kept tripping. Plus, the other girls wouldn't wait for me.

Carey

Mr. Moseby, don't you have an all-access card that opens every door in this hotel?

Yes, but I'm afraid I left it at home.

Carey

Here, use Zack's.

Zack

[to Carey] Hey, Mom! I need your help. I got gum in my ear.

And nothing in your head.

Okay, people. The best way to understand a co-worker is by stepping into their shoes.

London

But, I'm a dainty size 3, Maddie has the feet of Sasquatch!

Maddie

He means we act like someone else to see their point of view. For example, I'll be you! (imitating London) Mint me, Candy Girl! Even though you're busy, forget the other customers because I'm more important! Yay me! (claps hands)

London

(imitating Maddie) Sorry, London. I can't right now, because I have to tell you a boring story about one of my weird relatives. Do me a favor and pretend to listen, would you? While I go on, and on, and on wearing my really ugly clothes!

Nia

(imitating Maddie) Oh, and let's not forget, since I'm back from saving the penguins, I want everyone to drop what they're doing and do it the way I want it!

Millicent

(imitating Nia) And, I'm Nia. I can make you do anything I say because I'm tough and can crush you like a grape! (Nia gets mad at Millicent) I was talking about another Nia.

Nia

Uh-huh.

Carey

Ooh! I'll do Patrick! (imitating Patrick) Well, (fixes her hair) I suppose I could get you to finish dinner in time to see Carey Martin's show, but that would mean working hard. (everyone else gasps)

Arwin

(thinking he is imitating Estaban) Mr. Moseby! Mr. Moseby! Can I take something that's working perfectly well and do some conveluded thing to it until it breaks? (laughs)

Carey

Arwin, I don't think you're supposed to imitate yourself.

Arwin

Oh, I thought I was doing Esteban.

No, no, no. Esteban is more like this. (imitating Esteban) Oh, Mr. Moseby! Oh, can I have a day-off? Because, my chicken has chicken pox, and I can't feed him chicken soup, 'cause he's a chicken! Did I mention the fact that I have a chicken?

Esteban

(imitating Mr. Moseby) Oh, very well! Good luck with that! Oh, keep carrying those bags, Esteban, like a pack mule! While I sit in my office talking to my mommy!

(imitating Esteban after all the lights go out) This is a disaster!

Esteban

Oh, no! This is a disaster!

This never has a good answer, but what are you doing?

Cody

Our science project. Zack and I have to find and identify microbes in our home environment!

Zack

[on a couch reading a magazine] That’s right, so let the boy do our work.

Maybe you should work on leaving.