Moseby quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

London

You dinged?

Esteban

No, you're supposed to say, "May I hep you?"

London

May I what?

Esteban

You know, hep! Hep, Hep.

London

Hooray!

Less cheering, more bellhopping.

London, maybe you should talk to your father and tell him the hotel business is not for you.

London

But it is for me. The hotel is in my blood.

Actually, our blood is in the hotel.

London, the best thing for Esteban to do is keep that money in the bank. Save it for a rainy day.

Esteban

Ooh. That is a good point.

London

But if it's a rainy day, he can just take his helicopter to someplace dry.

Esteban

Ooh. That is a good point, too.

(after Esteban complains about the food) I'll tell our chef, forthwith.

London

What? You fired Chef Paolo and hired someone named Forthwith?! (gasps and covers her mouth melodramatically, and Esteban does the same thing)

No..."Forthwith" is "presently."

London

Well, I don't care if his name is "Presently" or "Forthwith"! Tell them both to fix it!

Whoa, can you spell desperate?

London

How many chances do I get?

[to London] You never worked here. You never did work. You never have to work.

London

[relieved] Yay, me!