London quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

London

(about Diego) I'm gonna date him.

Maddie

You can't date him.

London

Why?

Maddie

Because I'm gonna date him.

London

Too late. We're gonna get married, buy a big villa, and live in Acapella.

Maddie

People sing acapella. He lives in Acapulco.

London

That's what my sweater's made out of.

Maddie

That's alpaca!

Maddie

London, for the last time: a Thousand Dollar Bar does not cost $1000.

London

Then Nia owes me a lot of change.

Whoa, can you spell desperate?

London

How many chances do I get?

London

I know! Bigfoot!

Maddie

London, Bigfoot is a legend.

London

That's why he'd make such a great guest!

Maddie

No, no. I mean, he's a mythical creature. A figure of the imagination. A biological impossibility.

London

He can just borrow my huge pair of Italian loafers! He'll do it.

London

[gasps] Oh, no! Daddy's gonna fire me!

Maddie

You don't work here, London.

London

He's already done it?

[to London] You never worked here. You never did work. You never have to work.

London

[relieved] Yay, me!