Cody quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Cody

We haven't even had our first meeting yet, and you're already breaking the rules?

Zack

Look, I didn't join to follow a bunch of dopey rules. I joined so I could tie knots, climb things and start campfires.

Basically, all the stuff you do in my lobby.

Cody, didn't I tell you to tie our food and hang it from a tree?

Cody

Since you promoted me to Koala bear, I decided to delegate it to an underbear. So I told Bob to do it.

Bob

And I told Warren to do it.

Warren

And I forgot to do it.

Cody

You see, my fellow grizzlies and I are supposed to live off the land and the food that my showoff brother keeps finding.

I got a brother too. He has a two story cabin and it's loaded with babes. Wonder who his real estate agent is.

Cody

Finding food is supposed to be a challenge.

(holding bowl of strawberries) Ok. I'll just put it way up here. (puts on a high shelf)

Zack

[after the mother hawk flies away] Who is going to hatch the egg?

Cody

I will.

Zack

Okay, but you'd better squat real low.

What's going on?

Cody

There's something circling the hotel. I think it's a hangglider.

Zack

Get real. It's a flying saucer.

Cody

The hawk is back.

Zack

Where's it been?

Cody

I don't know. What am I supposed to do, ask it?

Zack

Why not? You talk to plants.

Cody

(to Moseby) We'll report you to the TGATPPWSHA.

The what?

Carey

Okay. I brought a blanket and a hot water bottle.

Cody

No! Don't you know anything about mothering?

Carey

Apparently not.

Cody

(after finding out that Zack took money from the Save the hawk foundation to get a new camera) Zack!

Zack

Ok. I'll send 20% to a real hawk charity.

Cody

20?!

Zack

Fine. 50%.

Cody

50?!

Zack

100%. But that's as high as I'll go.

Cody

Bubba and I are doing just fine. I'm gonna teach him how to fly.

Zack

(sarcastically) Can't wait to see that test flight.

So, where's the patient?

Carey

That would be me, the woman lying in bed, sneezing her guts out.

Actually, you can't really sneeze your guts out. I wrote a paper on it.

Cody

What grade did you get?

That's not important!

Zack

For Cody, two hundred single-ply napkins.

Cody

I wanted two-ply.

Zack

[throwing box in Cody's direction] Glue them together. [the box hits Cody's head.]

Cody

Ow...

Zack

Here's an ice pack. [prepares to throw it]

Cody

Never mind!

Carey

Honey, why don't you just walk the stuff in to him?

Zack

It's not my fault all he can catch is a cold.

Cody

Look, just because a man cooks and cleans doesn't mean he can't be macho and tough. [drinks from Carey's mug]

Zack

Hey, you're drinking out of Mom's sicky cup.

Cody

[screams like a girl]

Zack

Yeah, that's macho and tough!

Maddie

Hey, guys. So, how'd the summer job hunt go?

Cody

I tell ya, it's tough to secure employment in an economic climate where interest rates are climbing and large cap stocks are fluctuating wildly.

Zack

Plus, we got turned down by Taco Schmaco.

Maddie

Well, Señor Schmaco does like employees to see over the counter.