2nd most-quoted character in The Suite Life of Zack & Cody: in 173 of its 501 quotesZack (124), Carey (33), London (14)
Scenes with Cody 168
Cody I hate those rented shoes. Two hours in the shower and I can still feel the fungus between my toes!
Speaking of fungus, hand me that soda.
Cody What does that have to do with fungus?
Nothing. I just want my danged soda!
Cody Why can't you get your danged soda yourself?
Mr. Moseby wants me to ice my bowling arm.
Cody Boy, you are milking this star player thing...
Speaking of milking things, I need you to do my current events homework. Mr. Moseby wants me to ... rest my ... golden arm...
Cody Well, you better get the newspaper first, because you're doing your own stinking homework.
Fine, fine, fine. But if I pull a finger muscle, it's on your head.
Cody Well, it's better than where it usually is, up your nose, digging for gold.
That's funny... [Zack opens the door to leave the suite] Hey, check it out! There's some loser in the hall in a towel!
Cody No way! Who is it?
You! [Zack pushes Cody and closes the door]
Mr. Moseby, you think you could open the icecream bar a bit earlier today?
Absolutely not, there is no...
T Theo
I could go for an ice cream.
Consider it open! Let me call our frozen confections engineer.
Thanks man, that was awesome!
T Theo
Need anything else?
Cody Yeah, a basketball that comes back up after it hits the ground.
T Theo
Well, why won't you come back to my place. I've got dozens of basketballs and a regulation court.
You have a basketball court outside your house?
T Theo
Inside, right next to the bowling alley. [to Moseby] Tell mom I'm taking the car.
T Theo
Well, if you consider a stretched limo with a hot tub and a big screen tv a car then yeah...
Dude, where have you been all my life!
Cody Hot tub - called it!
Cody You thinking what I'm thinking?
Chihuahuas have freakishly huge ears. I mean, compared to their bodies, they're massive!
Cody NO!
And just where do you two think you're going?
Cody [to Zack] I don't get it. She didn't even turn around!
Ok. The eyes in the back of her head thing is really creepy!
Just so you know, my vision is twenty-twenty-twenty-twenty. You are not playing hockey without helmets and a whole bunch of pads, anything that looks like skin - go cover it.
Speaking of helmets and pads, if we wear them, could we go bungee jumping later?
Cody Bob's parents said he could go.
And if Bob's parents let him jump off the bridge, would you wanna do that too?
If we were attached to a bungee cord!
Not even if you were still attached to my umbilical cord.
Cody Why won't you let us have any fun?
It's my job. It's the first thing they teach you in mom's school. I discipline because I care.
Well, couldn't you care less? We're not kids you know!
Cody Yeah, can't you treat us like adults?
As soon as I don't have to buy my own Mother's Day cards.
Cody Fine, we'll read.
Careful Cody, you better put your helmet on. Those are hard cover books.
Cody Is this safe enough for you mom? Ow! paper cut! Mommy, kiss it!
Hey Arwin, what are you...
Cody Ok, that's a little disturbing...
I was just practicing asking your mom out, because every time I try to ask your real mom, I get lost in her big brown beautiful eyes...
Cody Arwin!
Cody Put mom in the drawer and come play with us!
I mean, everytime we ask someone to play with us, they all say the same thing.
No, no, I mean I really don't have time. See, when I'm not practicing my dating skills, I'm working on a secret project. So secret in fact, that no power on earth can make me tell you what it is.
Ok, ok, I'm gonna tell you! Ready? 3, 2, 1, tada! Aaaaaah! Yeah!
Cody Wow... a pay phone...
You invented something that nobody uses anymore.
ZC Zack, Cody
(after returning from the parallel universe and Arwin enters) ARWIN!!!
ZACK!!! CODY!!! WHY ARE WE YELLING????!!!!
I Irv
[walks over to Carey] The name's Weldon. Irv Weldon. And I like to be shaken, not stirred.
Oh, that Weldon is as smooth as porcelain.
You're gonna be fine Arwin. The first event is in ten minutes.
Cody Have you found a happy place to think about?
Well, actually, at first it was me and mother on a lovely tropical cruise... Then a storm hit and the waves were huge, and then her wheelchair rolled off the side, and I yelled: "Mother, throw me the house keys!"
Okay... How about thinking about a nice cookie?
That was amazing! How did you hit ten free-throws in a row?
Cody New system. I realized, if I picture myself in the happy place, all the pressure goes away.
Where's your happy place?
Cody Can't say. You might show up.
Cody A minute, ten seconds.
Aaargh! I'll never beat Irv. I'm such a loser. Loser, loser, loser! [hits his forehead with his hand]
You've got to be more positive. Try this: winner, winner, winner! [hits Arwin's forehead with Arwin's hand]
No, that doesn't work so well either.
Cody Well, I've got a great technique to keep from getting nervous. Think of a happy place and all the pressure will just melt away.
Well, thanks, but no matter how happy the place, it'll never be me up on that winner's podium accepting the Golden Plunger and a kiss from the plunger girl...
[Carey enters]
Come on guys, time to go home.
Cody Can't we stay a little longer mom?
I'm sorry, but I've got to get upstairs and work on this stupid song, the Tipton's hosting some kind of geek games. Moseby's making me sing at the opening ceremonies and hand out the Golden Plunger.
You're the plo-plo-plo-plo-plo-plo- [Zack hits him in the back] plunger girl? [Carey nods] Weldon's going down.
Cody Don't you call our mom a fair-haired beauty!
Yeah. You should see her in the morning, there ain't nothing beautiful about it.
Cody Or give me death!
Cody Where would she have learned to con people like that?
I'm thinking she was home schooled.
Cody I've got great news! I just got appointed Editor of the school paper!
Cody Yeah. You know, there's free copies outside the Library.
Cody Okay, I don't blame you for not reading the Revere Express. It stinks, but Ms. Cohen expects me to turn it around, the same way I turned around the Math Lab.
Cody I'm Bottom?
Cody But that's the character who gets turned into a donkey.
A donkey named Bottom? Definitely stinks!
Cody Oh, yeah? What part did you get?
Well, whatever it is, it's got to be better than Bottom.
Vanessa (after hearing that Cody and Gwen broke up): If you need a shoulder to cry on...I'm available.
NO! I mean...he can't. He has a...meeting with the Geek Club!
Cody It's the Glee Club.
Have you seen who shows up?
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