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The Sopranos Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Hello. (on phone)

Hey, man, it's Artie. (on phone)

Yeah, I know, what's up?

Listen, I'm at the Soprano's house. And Tony's a little green around the gills. Flu, i'm guessing. But maybe he ate something didn't agree with him.

Food poisoning?

No, what, salmonella? No! But he had a reaction. You guys ate at an Indian restaurant. It would help if we knew, did you have any symptoms?

No. Well, once during the night, I did have a slight touch of diarrhea. That's all, it passed.

Nothing. Touch of diarrhea.

You motherfucker.

A touch. Nothing right, puss? Not what like Tony's going through, right? Like from bad shellfish or anything.

What the fuck? Am I gonna get sick now?

Things are good...what the fuck...Richie Aprile's in the Bermuda Triangle...all my enemies are smoked.

LWLilliana Wosilius

Who wrote the star spangled banner?

SWStasiu Wosilius

Martin Luther King.

LWLilliana Wosilius

Stasiu...you know this.

SWStasiu Wosilius

I want to eat.

LWLilliana Wosilius

Francis Scott Key.

SWStasiu Wosilius

Kurva Tvaya Mach (Fuck his whore of a mother)

LWLilliana Wosilius

What holiday was celebrated for the first time by the American colonists?

SWStasiu Wosilius

Martin Luther King.

(to FBI agents, from his car) Listen, I'll save you some gas, I'm just goin' down ta the stationery store, then I'll be right back. You don't gotta follow me like yesterday. Aight?

I miss him so much.

Yeah, well that's natural. But you're with us now. So why don't you...uh...leave the morbid shit back at Junior's crew and...uh...have a happy birthday.

If you want her to be with him, just keep it up. Keep playing the race card. You're gonna drive her right into his arms. (about Meadow dating Noah)

Not if I cut off those fuckin' arms.

What I mean is we're Italian?

Noah Tannenbaum: Oh, my dad is Jewish and my mother's family is African American.

Tanenbaum. Right. But on your application to Columbia, you didn't check Jewish did you?

NTNoah Tannenbaum

No. They can't ask about religious affiliation.

Oh, right...right...o' course. What'd you check?

NTNoah Tannenbaum

African American.

So we do understand each other; you're a ditsoon.

NTNoah Tannenbaum

Excuse me?

Uhh... charcoal briquette? A mulignan?

NTNoah Tannenbaum

What's your problem?

I think you know what my problem is. You see, your little friend up there - she didn't do you any favors bringing you into this house. Now I dunno what the fuck she was thinkin', we'll get to that later. See I got business associates who are black and they don't want my son with their daughters and I don't want their sons with mine.

NTNoah Tannenbaum

Fuck you!

[pushes newspaper against Noah's chest] See, that's the kind o' thing I'm hopin' to avoid. So when my little girl comes down the stairs, you're gonna say how nice it was to meet me, then you're gonna go drop her off at school and you're gonna say goodbye.

I mean...I...I do know what mom's wishes were, but not to have a wake or a funeral, I mean makes us look like we're unloving children, not to mention cheapskates.

Who gives a shit what it looks like, the woman expressed her wishes.

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