What do you wanna talk about?
Fucking Dick Barone!
Well, as long as the two of you are happy.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
You know, Jun', it kills me to sit back and watch. Forget it.
No, finish what you were gonna say.
Well I forgot already.
Then un-forget.
I can't not notice that he's fucking you. This Scatino bust out, is like a license to steal. What's he throwing your way? U gatz. This garbage thing, he's already taking your townships. Now he's fucking with mine?
What am I supposed to do about it? I'm under indictment.
Sorry, Junior, I don't want to rip open old wounds, but...
I'm in no shape for disharmony.
You and I both know he's gotta go.
That's my nephew you're talkin' about. How dare you in my own home!
C'mon junior, this fucking guy was supposed to be laid out on midland avenue a year ago. I know it. You know it.
Let me tell you who's not a good kid. That niece of mine. I left my brother's house one night and my wallet was light. I'm talkin' about a 10-year-girl here, Richie. A word to the wise, that's all i'm saying.
(In middle of sex with Richie, while Richie holds a gun to her head) Oh, Richie baby you're the best. You're the best one. Oh baby. Oh, you're the best one ever. Oh..ah..ahh..oh baby you're the best. Oh baby you're the best. Oh, Richie. Oh, Richie!! Oh baby you're the boss. Oh, you're the boss. Oh, you're the boss. Oh baby! Oh, you're the best. Ah..ah! It should be you. Ah! It should be you. What? What?
Fuck that come from? It should be you? What are you tryin' to say Janice?
What?!
Don't what me! Why'd you say that?
I was making love to you baby!
You know what you said.
I was in the heat of passion, I'm doin' it like you like.
"Boss" this. "Boss" that. It Should be you! That's not part of it. How can you think of shit like that during sex? You're not in the moment.
I find powerful men erotic.
Is that another dig in me?
Oh, Jesus, Richie.
I got to be loyal. Without that, we crumble.
Tell that to Paul Castellano.
I'm old school, Janice.
All I mean is my brother needs help.
Teaching him manners is one thing.
My Uncle Junior still has friends and Junior thinks the world of you. When your opponent gives you an opening, be swift as a hare.
When I think of that jacket I gave your brother and he spit on it. I could slice an ear off his head.
Richie wait, wha-- ma, (Livia comes down the stairs) if you need something, call, I'll bring it up.
Are you smoking marijuana? I want to watch the tv.
Well, we should get another one for your room.
Listen to her. Like Rose Kennedy with all our money to throw around.
F1FBI Agent 1
You have to be absolutely 110% sure this is the man you saw.
WWitness
This is definitely the man I saw.
F2FBI Agent 2
And the other man?
WWitness
No.
F2FBI Agent 2
And the other man?
WWitness
Unfortunately, I didn't get a good look at him. The light was reflecting off the windshield. But he was heavy set. It was really dark. I didn't want them to see me. I heard gunshots but I, I thought it was kids with firecrackers, and then when two men drove out in a car, I crouched down in the ragweed.
F2FBI Agent 2
Sure.
WWitness
It began to dawn on me, what had happened. Like I told the responding officers, I didn't finish changing the tire, I walked to a phone and called right away.
F1FBI Agent 1
Thank you Mr. Arthur.
WWitness
So goddamn fed up with crime, I..I'd hate myself if I didn't come forward, help you put these people behind bars.
F2FBI Agent 2
Thanks to people like you, we may just do that.
WWitness
May I ask who the dead man was?
F2FBI Agent 2
Just a poor kid, got hooked up with the wrong crowd.
WWitness
Crack?
F1FBI Agent 1
Something like that. (The witness leaves and the FBI Agents stare at photos of Matthew Bevilaqua's bullet riddled body)
WSWitness's Wife
Oh my God! (reading newspaper)
WWitness
What?
WSWitness's Wife
Oh my God! Jeez God no.
WWitness
What the hell is it?
WSWitness's Wife
The victim has now further been identified as Matthew Bevilaqua, a Soprano family associate.
WWitness
Fuck, gimme that! (reading newspaper) Officials close to the investigation are keeping tight-lipped as it may involve a high ranking mafia member.
WSWitness's Wife
Oh my God!
WWitness
Where's that detective's number?
WSWitness's Wife
On the fridge.
WWitness
Those lying cocksuckers. Where on the fridge!
WSWitness's Wife
On the fridge!!! On the fridge!!!
WWitness
Where on the fucking fridge?
WSWitness's Wife
Oh, I knew it, I knew it! But you had to be a big man!
MMMichael Mcluhan
Mr. Soprano. I'm Michael Mcluhan from the US Marshals Service, here to reattach your electronic bracelet.
They give you the important jobs, huh?
The RICO Act, Eliot. We sat there and we talked about the fucking RICO Act.
EKDr. Elliot Kupferberg
You treat different patients, your base of knowledge expands.
Two years ago, I thought "RICO" was a relative of his.
We got Eisenhower's dinnerware from allied headquarters in London. We got a couple of Hermann Goering's personal pearl handled lugers, and get this... We got the jeep that Patton drove around in, in Sicily.
We have ways of dealing with you Mr. Soprano! (German uniform, German accent)
(in German uniform) I know nothing! Nothing! (comedic)
Ton', I am looking at the fucking history channel here!
You don't sell that shit around those routes, you hear me?
I'm workin' with Junior on this.
I don't give a shit if you're workin' with Wal-Mart. Knock it the fuck off.
JAJackie Aprile, Jr.
You respected my father, you should respect Richie.
Those who want respect, give respect.
See, he just told you to shut the fuck up. And he told me to go fuck myself. (To Jackie Jr.)
See obviously, Richie, you're fucking deaf, I told you ten times, then I find out you're still dealing blow on those garbage routes.
For that I'm losing a fucking bid?
Next time you'll find yourself in the back of one of your trucks.
What is that?
"Chicken soup for the soul".
You should read "tomato sauce for your ass", it's the Italian version.
Put my fucking dinner on the table, and keep your mouth shut.
No, you shut up. Just because he's a ballroom dancer, you think your son is gay. What if he was gay, what difference does it make? (Richie slams Janice in the face)
Ow! Fuck!
What are you looking at? You gonna cry now? (Janice goes, gets a gun and points it at Richie)
Get the fuck out of here, I'm in no mood for your- (Janice shoots Richie)
What'd you do with him? (about Richie)
We buried him... On a hill overlooking a little river, with pine cones all around.
You did? (joyous)
C'mon Janice, what the fuck? What do you care what we did with him, huh?
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