He didn't seem high did he?
Are you kiddin'? I've been furious. I woulda fuckin' strangled 'im.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Get me a scotch.
Are you serious?
Yeah. And have one yourself.
You alright?
I know I had my differences with that kid...but maybe I didn't do right by him neither. If you were his dad, I was his Dutch uncle. And what the fuck did I do but get pissed off? Fight with him over cocksuckin' fuckin' money. And break his balls when he tried not to have a drink...or a little taste o' snow.
It's over Paulie.
You know what? This is bullshit.
What?
I haven't been able ta tell anybody this, but I'm fuckin' relieved.
Really?
He was a tremendous drag on my emotions...on my thoughts about the future. I mean, ta begin with...every mornin' I wake up thinkin' "is today the day that one o' my best friends is gonna dime me ta the FBI." And a weak fuckin' snivelin', lyin' drug addict? That's the worst kind o' bet. The biggest blunder o' my career is now gone. And I don't have ta be confronted by that fact no more. And as a relative, a friend, someone you can count on... (Tony does a non-caring notion with his hand)
I see.
Let me tell you somethin', I murdered friends before, even relatives. My cousin Tony...my best friend, Puss'...but this...
Fine. Bury your head in the sand.
How 'bout I bury yours in that fuckin' wall instead.
RGAgent Ron Goddard
You got a minute? We'd like ta show you some pictures.
Angelina Jolie, I hope.
First off, it wasn't an offer. It's my position. Twenty five percent.
That's it?
What else would you like me to say?
Come on Phil, what... what's the problem? I come here on good faith. I make a reasonable counter.
Which I considered... and rejected.
Do we need to talk in private?
For what?
Okay then... in front of everybody. When you were sick, in the hospital, we talked. We shared a... uh... an understanding about life.
This is business, Anthony.
Yeah I... I know. But I'm talkin' to ya here on a human level. There's a limit Phil. Come on. Point where business bleeds into other shit. Feelings make things financially unfeasible.
Charles Schwab over here. [everyone laughs]
So that's it? No leeway, no compromise, just stupid fuckin' jokes.
You want compromise? How's this? Twenty years in the can, I wanted manicott. I compromised; I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to fuck a woman. But I compromised; I jacked off in a tissue. You see where I'm goin'?
Alright, lets dispense with the five hundred pound elephant in the room huh? My kid tried ta off 'imself. We all fuckin' know it. That's it...nobody's got nothin' ta say...
How's he doin' Ton'?
They got 'im under observation, whatever the fuck that means. Stupid fuck! When did I lose this kid. What did I do wrong?
Whoah, come on.
Don't blame yourself T.
Lot o' pressure on kids today Ton'.
Still, ta try ta kill 'imself.
It happens skip.
(to Bobby) Happen ta your kids? (to Patsy) Or yours?
They're all different Ton'. My son Patrick, I love 'im ta death, but he can be a moody prick sometimes...
Coco Cogliano: 'Scuse me. You're Tony Soprano's kid right?
Yeah.
CCCoco Cogliano
Small world, runnin' into you like this, huh?
I'm sorry, do I know you?
CCCoco Cogliano
Yeah, you got a little cream on your mouth there sweetie, be happy ta add to it.
What?
Patrick Parisi: 'Scuse me.
CCCoco Cogliano
Lucky guy, her dad, must be fun tuckin' her in at night, huh?
PPPatrick Parisi
You have a problem?
CCCoco Cogliano
Not yet. Would you like one?
Coco. Come on.
CCCoco Cogliano
What, I'm sayin' hello.
Come on, lets go.
CCCoco Cogliano
Hey, best ta yer dad, eh. (Coco laughs)
Tony Soprano, obviously. Plus Silvio Dante, and we think, Bobby Baccilieri.
RRRay-Ray
That mortadell's number three? He used to be Junior Soprano's driver.
And you used to sell laser printers out the back o' your Crown Vic.
And missin' sessions, unfortunately, is part o' my condition.
What do you know about your condition? You miss appointments because you don't give a shit, about commitments, about what I do, about the body of work that's gone into building up this science. Go ahead, tell me again I sound like your wife.
Well, if the shoe fits. (Melfi stands up) We're makin' progress. It's been seven years.
Do you want some names?
O...okay, (Tony stands up) I'm...I'm...listen I'm gonna tell you somethin', and you're not gonna like it but we can say anything in here-
Go ahead!
Alright...I'm...I'm chalkin' this all up to female menopausal situations.
You're not my gynecologist.
Well, you don't need a gynecologist to know which way the wind blows. (Melfi walks to her door and opens it) So wait a minute, you're tellin' me, after all this time, after everything we shared in here, you're cuttin' me loose just as my son got outta the hospital, for trying ta kill 'imself.
Since you are in crisis, I don't wanna waste your time.
You know, I gotta be fuckin' honest, as a doctor, I think what you're doin' is immoral.
AJ, how...how are we going ta get him ta go along, he won't leave his room, let alone the house.
He's gonna leave the house.
Tony...
On a piece of plywood if necessary, but he's gonna leave the house.
You just bust in? I mean, we could've been doin' anythin'!
Yeah, but, what were you doin'? Nothin'.
Uncle Bobby's dead...
Yeah.
You know, this is really depressing to me.
He was a good guy.
I was already having so much trouble maintaining.
Thirty thousand dollars for that car!
Isn't that what you have insurance for?
What, excuse me? You're not getting another one!
Actually, that's good! It'll force me to take the bus.
What?
We have to break our dependance on foreign oil.
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