The Sopranos quotes

We agreed. It's gone too far. Phil...I don't know, he's changed. You got my word. We'll back off.

My price is you help us get a location on Phil.

I can't go there. But you do what you gotta do.

One more thing. You hit my brother in-law.

So?

This is my sister we're talkin' about. She's gotta see somethin' outta this.

We'll come up with a number? (Tony agrees and shakes hands with Butch)

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Carmela Soprano

Okay, as your parents, we don't feel joining the army is in your best interest.

This country is in a crisis.

Carmela Soprano

How can one soldier stop it?

When my enlistment's up, I could join the CIA or something. And with a military background, I'd have a leg up. And as an Arabic speaker, I'd be really useful.

I don't understand. You're gonna ask the Donald for some time off from your pilot job to go on CIA missions?

Everything's a joke to you!

I'm not havin' a good time.

Did you, or did you not want me to go to military school!?

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So?

All due respect, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart, I'm gonna pass.

I don't fuckin' believe this! Why?

Every guy who ran that crew died prematurely.

Ah, come on!

I beat cancer once, you got no idea what that does ta you!

Yeah, I know, I know, but Jesus, you got-

Richie Aprile, Ralphie M.I.A., Vito, and who knows what the fuck with Carlo and Gigi!

Gigi died takin' a shit!

Doesn't mean it's not part of an overall pat!

Paulie, you gonna deny yourself life change o' the money? A package to leave your niece who has MS? You know, it's like your bullshit with the cat. The fuckin' animal catches mice for us, but you drown it.

I would.

He's not lookin' at Christopher! A rat died in the wall back there or some shit.

I moved the picture, that fuckin' thing came to the new spot, and stared.

The abstract shapes or somethin'. Tell you this, since his death, my gamblin' looks done a one eighty.

Oh, okay. It's fine for you ta believe that, but I can't worry about a jinx? Ton', I never told this to another livin' soul...

Yeah?

One time at the Bing, I was alone ta meet Eddy Lind. I saw the Virgin Mary.

Why didn't you say somethin'? Fuck strippers, we coulda had a shrine. Sold holy water in gallon jugs. Coulda made billions!

I tell you somethin' deep in my heart, and you laugh it off?

I'm not sayin' there's nothin' out there Paulie, but to not live your life? What the fuck are you gonna do? Hey, you don't want the job, you don't want the job. I could put Patsy in there. He's gonna be part of my family now. Be good.

Prick. You always know what ta say ta me, don't ya?

I'm serious.

I live but to serve you, my leige.

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Hello.

What, you don't recognize me?

We used to play catch.

You don't remember that you shot me? Alright, enough with the fuckin' burns. I'm Anthony, Johnny's son.

Fuck you want, a boutonniere?

Alright, listen to me, Uncle Pat came to see me about Janice, about your money.

People keep askin' me. I don't know. There's a man from another galaxy that came here.

That's your accountant.

I'm confused.

Any money should go to Bobby Bacala's kids, now Janice may not do that, but Bobby was with us. He was a made guy. Wouldn't be right.

Me, I never had kids.

You remember where your stash is, you let Uncle Pat know. Me, as the head o' the family, I'll hold onto it as a guardian, for Bobby's kids. You remember Bobby?

Sure.

You don't know who I am, do ya? Remember Johnny? Johnny Boy? Your kid brother? This thing of ours.

I was involved with that?

You and my dad. You two ran North Jersey.

We did?