Jackie Aprile quotes from The Sopranos

You should get the nurse to help you...that's what they get paid for...maybe she'll be fine and give you a cheap thrill.

You respected my father, you should respect Richie.

Tony Soprano

Those who want respect, give respect.

Richie Aprile

See, he just told you to shut the fuck up. And he told me to go fuck myself. (To Jackie Jr.)

Take away Tony Soprano, he's a zero with shoes.

Dino Zerilli

Yeah, but he's wearin' a stripe now.

Jackie Aprile

My uncle Richie was gonna-

Dino Zerilli

Yeah, but he never did.

Tony Soprano

What time is it?

I'm here, aren't I? Out of respect to my father.

Furio Giunta

Got a make to phone call. [Furio leaves]

Tony Soprano

Sit down. You want somethin' to eat?

I'm not hungry.

Tony Soprano

That's too bad, I said lunch meet. You want a drink?

Tony Soprano

Lose the glasses. I'm gonna say a few things. I'm gonna say some bad words. You're just gonna have to deal with it. Now I know what you're thinkin', you're thinkin' I clipped your uncle. On the one hand, you'd be a shithead to believe me when I told you I didn't do it. But I didn't. Now I got some bad news for you- look at me. [Tony drums his fork against his plate] Look at me. Your uncle was a rat.

[furiously, rising from his chair] No fucking way!

Tony Soprano

Sit down. Sit down. Sit the fuck down. Your uncle was a rat. And now he's in the witness protection program.

That's my father's brother you're talkin' about.

Tony Soprano

Jackie, I'm a member of your family almost... you think I'm the only one that knows this about Richie? You ask anybody... this hurt all of us.

Jesus Christ...

Tony Soprano

Your dad and me, you know how close we were? He never wanted this for you. He wanted you to be a doctor.

Give me a fuckin' break!

Tony Soprano

Let me tell you something... besides the money, which there is a shitload of, doctor's a very powerful position.

I'm no doctor. You know how hard you have to work to get your MD? How many years it takes? I was even thinkin' maybe osteopathy... but I don't think I have the grades for that even.

Tony Soprano

What? You're not gonna drop out of Rutgers, are ya?

No, but those fuckin' Pre-Med courses almost killed me. I only did it 'cuz my dad was sick.

Tony Soprano

But you should know, he never wanted this life for you. And I'll tell you somethin', I don't want it for my son either.

Just say the word. My fuckin' pleasure!

Tony Soprano

Why don't you go grab us some coffee.

Come on, are you kiddin'?!

Paulie Walnuts

Better yet, go to the ear, nose, and throat department. Get your hearin' checked.

Dino Zerilli

So what's this shit I hear about Tony havin' a fight with Ralph Cifaretto...somethin' about thanksgivin'?

I was there.

Dino Zerilli

What? Tony's? Wow....thanksgivin'?

After dinner. Take Meadow out.

Dino Zerilli

Did you fuck her yet?

Her body is mad ripe.

Dino Zerilli

Yeah, but did you fuck her yet?

She's creamin' fer me man.

Dino Zerilli

Ha ha...you didn't fuck her yet!

I don't know if it's even a smart thing...she's Tony Soprano's daughter.

Ralph Cifaretto

Tell me Romeo, now that ya moved back home, are you gonna be humpin' Tony Soprano's little girl on our couch?

Fuck her. Tony, too, with his stay-in-school bullshit. He coulda reached out to somebody at Rutgers.

Ralph Cifaretto

He should break the Dean's legs 'cause you're too lazy ta read a fuckin' book?

Guys, if you're gonna smoke, take it outside. (Spanish customers ignore the owner)

Fuck's the matter? You don't speak English?

Who the fuck are you?

Dino Zerilli

The owner's a dear friend of ours, that should be enough for you.

Fuck him too! (Dino slaps the shit out of the 2nd Spanish customer)

What'd you fuckin' say! (pulls out a gun)

Whoah...Whoah! Chill Chill!!

Relax!!!

Jackie...what are ya doin'?!

Dino Zerilli

It's alright, it's under control.

Go find a fuckin' Taco Bell before I cap your asses.

Dino Zerilli

The fuck outta here!!!