Janice Soprano quotes from The Sopranos

Janice, you're angry. What are your actual physical feelings right now?

Janice Soprano

I'd like to punch you in the face?

Janice Soprano

You punish Bobby because he's my husband.

Tony Soprano

Will you stop, huh?

Janice Soprano

To be his age and not to be a captain.

Tony Soprano

Oh...now I see what this little visit's all about.

Janice Soprano

He works so hard for you...and what does he get, merciless ridicule...about his weight, about his model railroading.

Tony Soprano

He's a grown man!

Janice Soprano

Oh, but it's okay for Neil Young!

Tony Soprano

He owns Lionel!

Bobby Baccilieri

(about playing Monopoly) You know, the Parker Brothers took time ta think this all out. I think we should respect that.

Janice Soprano

Fuck the Parker Brothers. Just play the game.

Bobby Baccilieri

(After Tony makes a joke about Janice) Oh! What about my wife!?

Tony Soprano

You married her.

Bobby Baccilieri

She's my home. No more talkin' like that!

Janice Soprano

It's okay Bobby.

Bobby Baccilieri

Stay outta this! You Sopranos. You go too far.

Tony Soprano

Alright, you know, Jan. He's right, I'm sorry. I crossed the line, I apologize...won't happen again.

Janice Soprano

(After Bobby beats Tony up) What the fuck were you thinking?

Bobby Baccilieri

You're my wife. He insulted you.

Janice Soprano

I'm a big girl. I can take care o' myself. Oh God, he is head of the family. Do you think he's just gonna wake up tomorrow and forget about this?

Janice Soprano

(looking at Tony sitting outside after getting beat up by Bobby) Fuckin' look at him out there.

Bobby Baccilieri

What?

Janice Soprano

I've seen that sitting in the chair thing.

Bobby Baccilieri

Come on...people sit in chairs...