Sally quotes from The Smoking Room

Clint

Snowball fight now! The victor gets free ciggies all day tomorrow, or just buy me some baccy. Sal?

Sally

Save yourself the embarrassment, Clint, I'd murder you.

Clint

Word. Rob?

Robin

I've barely got the energy to lift my ciggie, nevermind lob snowballs.

Clint

[Turning to Sharon] I don't suppose...

Sharon

Are you asking me to come out for a snowball fight?

Clint

Yeah... Yeah, I suppose I am.

Sharon

Well thank you. Thank you so much for seeing a person sitting here and not just some distant authority figure. Prehaps my message is finally getting through. I may be the boss, but-.. No. I am definitely the boss, but I am still a co-worker. Of course I don't actually want to throw snowballs, it's puerile behaviour.

Sally

I'm amazed you're so calm Barry.

Barry

What? Oh, I'm fine with real problems, It's just imaginary ones that bother me. I'm a bit concerned that a hijacked van might plough through that window, and explode.

Robin

We'll just bring up Ranjit and his balloon animals.

Len

That won't buy you much time. He's had to cut his act down to a snake, a worm and an electric eel. He can't the fuckers to twist without bursting 'em.

Robin

Well, you'd better fetch him onto the stage, anyway.

Len

After me fag.

Robin

No. Now.

Len

Ooh, fuckin' hell! Who gave him a clipboard?!

Sally

Just as well he's got no hope of promotion; he'd be a nightmare.