Robin
We'll just bring up Ranjit and his balloon animals.
Len
That won't buy you much time. He's had to cut his act down to a snake, a worm and an electric eel. He can't the fuckers to twist without bursting 'em.
Robin
Well, you'd better fetch him onto the stage, anyway.
Len
After me fag.
Robin
No. Now.
Len
Ooh, fuckin' hell! Who gave him a clipboard?!
Sally
Just as well he's got no hope of promotion; he'd be a nightmare.
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