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The Smoking Room · Season 2, Episode 2

“No Place Like Home” quotes from The Smoking Room

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“No Place Like Home” · Season 2, Episode 2

In this episode: Robin (2), Sharon (2), Sally (1), Barry (1), Lilian (1), Heidi (1), Clint (1)

Snowball fight now! The victor gets free ciggies all day tomorrow, or just buy me some baccy. Sal?

Save yourself the embarrassment, Clint, I'd murder you.

Word. Rob?

I've barely got the energy to lift my ciggie, nevermind lob snowballs.

[Turning to Sharon] I don't suppose...

Are you asking me to come out for a snowball fight?

Yeah... Yeah, I suppose I am.

Well thank you. Thank you so much for seeing a person sitting here and not just some distant authority figure. Prehaps my message is finally getting through. I may be the boss, but-.. No. I am definitely the boss, but I am still a co-worker. Of course I don't actually want to throw snowballs, it's puerile behaviour.

I'm essentially a pacifist. I only take up arms to defend a principle.

Hmph. Don't we know it? Poor Ben's still ruing the day he slagged off Robot Wars!

Yeah, I just saw red!

Oh I saw a film once where they were all snowed in. 'Snowed In' it was called. And eventually they all had to eat each other! Imagine that. Human flesh.

I wouldn't mind a wee taste.

Well, I suppose if your life depended on it...

Oh, if my life depended on it I'd tuck in with no qualms!

Aww, I should be singing Dane his lullaby now. Sending him off.. [Sings] Sleepy, sleep deep. Make not a peep. If baby should cry, he'll probably die. So lie still in bed, all snuggled not dead.

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