[Moe is teaching Bart's class during the teachers' strike]
OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present" or "here". Er, no, say "present". Ahem, Anita Bath?
[The kids laugh at him]
Alright, settle down. Anita Bath here?
[the laughing continues]
Alright, fine, fine. Maya Buttreeks! [even more laughter] Hey, what are you laughing at? What? Oh, oh, I get it, I get it. It's my big ears, isn't it, Kids? Well, children, I can't help that!
[Moe runs out crying. Bart then crosses Moe's name off a list of substitute teachers. Milhouse is impressed]
Wow, Bart, I'm impressed the way you knocked off all those substitutes.
In my weaker moments, I almost pity them. Then I just remind myself, they're trying to teach.
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