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The Simpsons · Season 6

Bart and Marge in “The PTA Disbands!”

[Bart makes his case clear to Marge]

Bart

Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf. How would you feel if I started mopping the floor?

Marge

I'd be thrilled. You can start right now.

Bart

[angry] D'oh!

Marge

And I'm going to keep teaching your class, like it or lump it.

Bart

Well, then, I guess I'll just have to get into the crawlspace again.

[Bart is disgusted that Marge isn't listening to him about not teaching his class and runs off in the crawlspace to hide from her]

Marge

I hate it when he [Bart] gets in there.

[She pounds the wall with a broom, while Bart refuses to leave.]

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