Stan Lee quotes from The Simpsons

Stan Lee

Greetings, true believers! [upon entering the store, promptly places an X-Men comic over a Superman one]

Comic Book Guy

Ooh, my heart's pounding like Thor's hammer on Doctor Doom's titanium-infused faceplate!

Stan Lee

Hey, aren't you the guy who was stalking Lynda Carter?

Comic Book Guy

The term is "courting". Restraining order says no-no, but her eyes say yes-yes. [strokes a Wonder Woman action figure]

Stan Lee

Let's see what you've got, son. [takes Bart's strip to read] My Spidey-Sense is tingling!

Bart

It's that good?

Stan Lee

Oh, did I say "Spidey"? I meant "Stinky"! 'Nuff said.

Bart

[dejected] What did I do wrong?

Comic Book Guy

Oh, I don't know; try everything!

Stan Lee

Now hold on, Comic Book Guy. This boy is still finding his voice!

Bart

So you're saying I should keep trying?

Stan Lee

Absolutely! If you fail, you can always open a comic book store!

Comic Book Guy

Stan Lee insulted me! But in Bizarro World, that means he likes me!

Stan Lee

He can't be the Hulk! I'm the Hulk! [starts growling and grabbing onto his shirt, ripping it] Rrroar-owwll!!

Comic Book Guy

Oh, please, you couldn't even change to Bill Bixby.

Stan Lee

Come on, damn it, change! Mmmhhmhhmm! [in defeat] Oh, forget it. [strains a little more, then gives up again] I really did it once.

Comic Book Guy

[taking Stan inside] Yes, yes. I just wish you had the power to leave my store.

Stan Lee

Mmmhmm...

Comic Book Guy

You almost had it there.